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Havering and the Temple of Horrors: Part One

Truly, he cared little for the value of the treasure, or the wealth it might, or might not bring him. His only reason for venturing to the nameless isle was to rid himself of the emptiness of his life...

by numbertwelve
The Five Sacred Stones of Geraptiku: Part One

What stumped the archaeologists, however, was what happened to the citizens of Geraptiku. They couldn't tell if they deserted the town, or if something killed them off...

by dan4884
Never Trust A Xweetok: Part One

A tall scarlet Eyrie with velvety feathers came up to her and asked, "Is this spot taken?"

by mischa_rox
 
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"Starry Starry Night" by doughnut215
Neopia's moon could be seen overhead, a pearlescent milky white reflected in the calm sea, framed by the light of a thousand stars twinkling far away. As the breeze danced across the open sea, a once streamlined shape emerged from the depths...




Other Stories


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Dinner with the Kings
"Skarl?" you inquire, dumbfounded. "Why would he want me of all people to join him in dining?"

by mygoodguild

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Ralphy and Dizzy: Wannabe Adventurers
The two friends approached the entrance to the pipe maze carefully...

by tyleraapje

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Our Friend the Neopoint
Once people understand how the economy works they make more money, make it faster, and most importantly don’t fall for pranks based on economics. Do you want to be one of educated Neopians? Then read on...

by parmadur

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The Neopian Review: A Guide to Fine Dining
Is Kelp worth the trouble? How is Kelp different from the Golden Dubloon? What is the best way to get an evening of fine dining without completely draining your bank account?

by phsycoticdancer

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The Happiest Quiggle
Wow, all better!

by nut862

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WARNING: Paint Does Not Wash Off
Paint will not wash off of your pet, so choose wisely...

by hypergirl3030



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