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The Thing That Makes Us Brave

The voice boomed so loud that it almost felt like the ground was shaking after the words had been uttered. Jonah's knees shook as he knelt down and bowed before the...

by jellyworldadventurer
Tales from NeoNoir: Pastel Persuasions

It’s been three weeks since the night in Meridell Castle and my conversation with my client, Mrs. Uzzie Skeith. Collab with coolgirl123c

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Artefact Hunters: Ikimono's Mirror

'Miserable lowlifes, when I get out of here, I’m going to claw out your eyeballs and use them as cat toys! I’m going to find the biggest, nastiest Petpet you’ve got locked up here and...

by sporty2443
A Hero's Journey: Mystery Island's Mystery Monster

"Well, at least we don’t have to swim to the island and back,” Velm muttered as he, Rohane and Mipsy rowed a boat out to sea, with Talinia flying ahead of them as their vanguard...

by precious_katuch14
The Obsidian Beach

Larana did not want to admit it, but the novelty of sailing the magma rivers wore off pretty quickly...

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"Jhudora's Methods" by stella_123_5
It was something of a cliche for a dark faerie to be involved in an exorcism, and yet here Jhudora was, heading towards one. (One might argue that there was nothing all that surprising about this— Jhudora’s dark clouds of magic and occasional bouts of evil cackling were not uncommon choices for dark faeries. But if you could still understand her after she turned you into a Mortog, she would inform you that she was the reason the younger faeries made those choices. You only copied the best.) How had she ended up here? As with most distasteful things in her life, it had to do with Illusen. As Jhudora continued past the entrance of Faerie City, pointedly ignoring the gasps and screams she left in her wake, she remembered Illusen’s scheme with irritation. Fool she was, of course the earth faerie hadn't invited her to the Glade to show her an amazing new spell. “Did I say spell? I meant recipe.” Jhudora was loath to admit it, but the pudding really had been very good. Which was why she was doing this now.




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