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Issue: 296 | 15th day of Relaxing, Y9

Comics

	Battledome Tip #1 Why not to use your Honey Potion first... by faerie_essence
	ChEeZe DoOdLeZ What would we do without the art of a three-year-old? by _x0xsnowangelx0x_
	Roc's Box Someday, this question will be answered. by green_roc
	Window Eh... Snacking? When an ordinary day in the marketplace isn't so ordinary anymore... by meganurule11
	Packrat Peril Shouldn't have asked... xD by gamefreak774
	Victory...? Rohane declares a premature victory... by lauziloges
	The Neopet Odds NOTE: Scouter was not harmed... too badly... by dadylman
	Cloak-and-Dagger Moral of the story: don't eat anything 100% ice. by hyun713
	Alter Ego What is it THIS time? by queen_starshine
	Illusen's Quest I think someone woke up on the wrong side of the glade. by zelda2222
	The Valley of Spam How unfortunate. by chichikokoyamma
	Stolid Solids I wonder how mallow Grundos and choco Kacheeks taste... by darkangel_neo14
	SuperPetz It's lucky! :) by bluberrie3
	OMGSH! ~ Darigan Pets Starring Hylicity by melissa_melly618
	Gone Batty "There's no harm in asking!" by dogsndragons
	Something Has Happened! The JubJubs didn't think it was funny... by redish_green
	Grumpy Old Sea Dog I HATE Neggs. I feel sick. :( by luvas
	The Last Straw Flora did not like Chias in the first place... by tomantha3
	Stupid Scooter For a Gnorbu who reads books 5 hours a day, he's a idiot. : D by mustangstar13
	The Bunker Vrilyo REFUSES to wear spandex. T_T Ever. by hubadawaha
	Done Deal! - It's NOT Fair B-O-R-I-N-G! by pantheray
	T3h Praedius Jewelry'd to death! by arttimo
	Meridellian Mayhem - Silly Sidebar "Just because the sidebar said I said it doesn't mean I said it!" by ikkin_with_attitude
	Something Has Happened! It just takes longer than you think... by malodramatic
	An Evil Blechy Hat They look all cute and stylish, but sometimes, the opposite is true... by rhcprules177
	Laundry Problems No clothes were buried in the making of this comic. c: by cherry_sakura
	Bite Me I am NOT your mighty steed! by nanu_kid
	Random Oddness Faerie what? by mistyqee
	Pink Poogles and Glowing Jelly Peace At Last Also by aqua_blue_dragonfly by flufey_is_cute
	Inanity Are you even listening to me? by butterfly_girl_22
	Delectable Edibles Who knew this stuff was edible? by xtreamerider01
	About the Altador Cup... Who would want to be on a team like that? by comined_cuzzy
	The Locker Room There are times when even "The Black Hole" should consider passing. by keng200
	Holiday Giftbags Nothing special. by shakespearean_actor
	Kryonus: Altador Cup! Ahem! Are you listening? by icesmith
	Feisty Faeries This year, the competition is fierce. by starlitdown
	Random Something Much ado about the Darigan Yooyu! by silvermare200

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"Iron Heart" by chiyo_hoshi
Taking a quick glance back, she saw the climbing rock that had once again defeated her. It was the time of the school year when each student had to attempt to climb up and again Souma had failed the test. Holding back hot tears of frustration in her bright green eyes, the brown pet ran to the back of the crowd, more than ready to get out of the spotlight...

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The Art of Yooyus
I am talking about none other than the Seven Yooyus of the Altador Cup!

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A Neopian's Guide to Modern Transportation
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Book of Wisdom: Part Six
Belle appeared to have noticed her, because she flew even faster now. Hannah swerved as she halted, and turned around in midair. She heard a muffled cry of surprise behind her...

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How Soup Saved Neopia: Part One
Finally, to top it all off, when Gargarox had been hurrying to finish a batch of Space Rocks, he'd been startled by the station's announcement speaker. This had caused him to drop a Space Rock on his toe. While hopping around the kitchen, he had knocked into a pile of plates...

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