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	Do You Have A System For Playing On Neopets? I asked the Help Neoboard if they have any personal systems that help them to enjoy this marvelous site. I got many interesting replies! by indulgences
	Obelisk Boons: A Guide Unfortunately, you can only pick one. So, which option is the best? It all depends on what your goals are as a Neopian. by jellyftw
	Dear Chili I have decided to create an advice column. by fairygold
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	The Great Qasalan Caper Guide It can be a real challenge to get a high score in this difficult game, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck you could have a new trophy in no time! by dragonsfriend1021
	Let It Slide: A Beginner's Guide Let It Slide may sound confusing at first, but it's actually a pretty good platform-based game. I'll be showing you the basics of getting a good score. by super_wario9

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"I Hate (Love) You" by pochipeach
I hate this uncomfortable, lumpy bed with the broken springs. I hate the lulling late afternoon when boredom is more contagious than neopox. And I especially hate that awful blue shag carpet that reminds of my own dull blue fur. "Lindy, dinner's ready," my sister Claire calls from the kitchen. She says it in such a pleasant way that I can't help but be annoyed...

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I Hate (Love) You
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