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Top 10 Places To Eat In

I decided to hunt down the best places to eat in in Neopia.

by jamespongebob
What Your SDB Says About You!

For collectors and the standard player alike!

by tigerkingdom
Finest Faerie Foods Ever?

Faerie Foods are completely amazing.

by swayamsiddhamishra
Intermediate Level Trophies

Trophy Collecting With Detailed Explanations

by nayana852
The Shop Wizard on Strike

Long live the Shop Wizard! Meep!

by frosted_chooch
Top 20 Useless Neopian School Supplies - Part 1

A list of the top twenty Neoschool items you'll never use, in alphabetical order.

by darkobsession
Life as a JubJub - Locomotion

Getting around can be difficult for a JubJub.

by loba_negra
Your Side Account: Things to Do on the Other Side

What else could we do with our side accounts?

by akitera
15 of the Best Neopoint Trinkets

Beware of the Meepits!

by pinkpaint
In Other News: It Returns!

Krawk Island's recent disappearance from Neopia's surface has caused quite an alarm amongst global citizens of late; however, the rediscovery of the island has done little in terms of dispelling these anxieties.

by yippo_yippee
5 Reasons to Own a Pteri!

This year marks their 10th anniversary in Neopia and we should be very happy to see them just about everywhere!

by jackie_3_3_3
6 Ways to Use Your Leftover Halloween Candy

Candy for breakfast. Candy for lunch. Candy for dinner. It's enough to make a pet sick. But wait!

by eclipsedrose
 
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"Neopian Story Time: Elephante Dreams" by ilovemycatembers
Pundaberry didn't want to be an Elephante, he wanted to be an Aisha, or brave Lupe. Instead he was stuck as a big useless Elephante that nobody loved... or so he thought... For as long as he could remember, Pundaberry had been living in the Pound. There might have been a time when...




Other Stories


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Witness
"That is weird. But it seems like you are not the only one whose food had disappeared. I have had other customers complaining to me about their food vanishing as well," remarked the yellow Chia.

by kitty_power_2298

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Worthless
This wasn’t a good life. It was a terrible existence. He was nothing.

by warriorsrock965

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Beautiful Chaos: Part One
"Your lessons have been cancelled today, the King's called a meeting and I need to be there. Feel free to use any ingredients in my stores to make something, if you want a ─ catch that Mortog!"

by tanikagillam

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Visions III: Revealed - Part Four
It's just a vision, she reminded herself. Still, it felt real.

by yotoll

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You Must Be Lonely...
But feeders DON'T CARE! ...Maybe I care... a little bit...

by jokehr

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Why Sloth Only Writes the News Once a Year
Updating the News is harder than it looks...

by crocodile_babiez



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