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Kings and Curses: Part One

At that moment, the door swung open, and Jazan looked up – it was his son, Caspar. At sixteen, the desert Ixi was now just as tall as his father...

by saphira_27
A House Divided Cannot Stand: Part One

"I have the best family altogether," Moondatta said. "We're pretty cool, really."

"Yeah," Ben agreed. "We are pretty awesome, aren't we?"

by dragon_soul__

 
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"The Veritable Connoisseur" by dragonstorm_75
I am very proud of you. I also know that you need only fifty more foods in order to get first place in the club, so I decided to send you something that could shorten your list down to forty-nine. I was on my way to Meridell Castle to discuss some tax issues with King Skarl himself when I spotted this little blue orb on the side of the dirt road. I stopped my mount and soon learned that it has a rarity of 95, so it satisfies the regulations of the Gourmet Club. Enjoy, I hope you win soon...




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The Veritable Connoisseur
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