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Over an exceedingly long time (probably lengthier than is truly necessary for the well-adjusted individual), there was another and increasingly more pressing issue that had been playing sharply on my feverish mind and which, ultimately, took shape as one of the greatest experiments of my Neopian adventure to date. I am sharing my findings with you now because I solemnly believe that my research has barely scratched the surface of this mystery, and that there is something much more sinister lurking deep in the bowels of...