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Walking Carpet Care



Walking Carpets are so fuzzy you'll need to buy a nice brush. Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up. Make sure you talk to him, Walking Carpets love conversation! However, when you're speaking to them, don't be offended if they don't look at you. They have a tendency to look off into space or right off to the side of you so it looks as if they are staring...



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