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Issue: 220 | 16th day of Celebrating, Y7

Comics

	Sugary Evil Evil masterminds are not cute. by pocky_of_doom
	Living in Neopia! Want a new petpet? by sensuke
	It's a Hard Life When You're Evil... ... is something wrong? by k_aren_z
	Sanity Obsolete Do you know why no one does your quests? Art by nut862 by evanescent_pudding
	Bad Side to Baby Neopets There can be a negative side to wanting to have a baby neopet... by _kristina_anne_
	Squirrilia's Pages: Email Issues But I DID remember! by accasperberry3
	NeoComp The Symol Hole Concept....As Told By C.S. by chibikatza
	Chias are for Eating It's worth the money. by demonic_pulse
	VERY Random Events: Panther pink? Who knew a paint brush could be a threat... by the_panther17
	Hyper Drive So, why are we up this early? by jacfreec
	Half Off Day Wow, everything IS half off! Art by x_b0b0_x by patjade
	Eep. - In the Market This stinks. by sillie_little_thing
	Unlimited Sooooooooo, do you serve food here? by iluvdrawing
	And the Meepits Outgrabe - Christmas Special And on he rolled through frost and snow... by kittylin
	Pixels I wouldn't recommend that... by starsparkler
	The Neo397's Christmas Special P. 2 Is the surprise here yet? by isaiahdjkim
	Random Silliness He gets a little crazy sometimes... Art drawn by cute_little_cat by dragonanz
	True Fictional Facts of Neopia You won't believe your eyes... by dragonx325
	Starry Stuff Show and tell!!! by marilltachiquin
	Delishiz Yay Lab ray!! by lordandmastertenchi
	Neopian Bloopers #2 What do you call a shoyru with earmuffs on? by omomake
	Life on Market Square Now, let's talk about neopoints. by whitepawn2008
	I'm Watching You... Slurrrrppp.... by littleariel05
	Giving Thanks wishes for black tie event by plaquenil
	Hannah and... TNT gives headhache with that in bonus. by charmyc
	Petpet Tails Starring Tomos and Nabile! by little_hamsters365
	RUUNN!!! Oh no! It's my birthday... by hamtaro6969
	Bad Carma Watcher helps make a comic about the Lost Desert Puzzle. by armadi
	Kawaii - Dinnertime You're going to make dinner? by crow213
	Caring for Your Soot Petpet 101 People think soot petpets are low maintenance, but in fact... by oliver381
	Darkest Corner : Tainted? Blame the Darkest Faerie! by dark_elfa
	The Ultimate Burger What happens when the 'Ultimate burger" isn't ultimate enough? by chasing_my_shadow

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Xweetok Conspiracy?

The Xweetok, Neopia’s newest inhabitant. At first it may seem harmless; you want to pick it up and cuddle it. Of course it is the cutest little rodent that you have ever laid eyes upon, but something seems wrong with it. Its eyes are twitching, following all the inhabitants of the room like a hawk...

Other Stories

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The Vampire Next Door
"You're just saying that because you don't know the joys of making cookies!" I replied, and in my opinion that was the best comeback ever.

by petlove1995

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You Can't Get Away From Omelettes
I drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the star-shaped stained glass window...

by ponypeophin

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The Xweetok: a Guide to Caring for this Adorable Pet
The first thing you notice when you look at a Xweetok is its silky fur. This long coat is very important, for it enables the Xweetok to survive in cold weather...

by banishedwarrior

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Is Newer Really Better? [Part 2]
Arr, I'm telling ye, tha ol' games be betta' than all them new games! In my days, we'd sit 'n enjoy a good game of [some game no one ever heard of in their life]...

Also by faeriegurl4lyfe

by fip

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Purple Pebble: Part Six
"What if, what if! That's all you say. What if you never take any chances, Feri? Sure there are loads of what ifs that could happen."

by mygoodguild

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The Mask of Calendroh: Part Two
The Acara's heart swelled with pride as she allowed the beautiful faerie to guide her inside. They would be friends; she knew it. Just like in her vision...

by laurelinden

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