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Issue: 208 | 16th day of Gathering, Y7

Comics

	Scene of the Crime Walkie-talkies manufactured by Virtupets, Inc! by ickessler
	Glorious Neopia When your owner loves Fyora... by hallonglass
	Neopian Circumstances! Is Sloth reeeally that tough? by nefily
	Dungtastic Ah... the sweet smell of dung in the morning. Art by jjjellybean121 by eliza_clare
	The Impossible Mission! The Adventures Of Piro (Pirokoloki) and Dawr (Dawrita) Become Hairy with Acts of Questionable Legality.... by pyrating
	No n00bs is good n00bs Ahh, the joys of Fall. by summerschilde
	Owner Away!!! Lucky guess? by fonglaixun
	WindCross It's the deserted tomb! by amanda354635
	Snowager Trouble Say aaaaaah.... by hardlyevolved
	Untitled It had to be asked... Art by aotsuki9 by jelly_bean_qween
	Kadoaties... Oh no! We're stuck in the tree again. :( by verallien
	Disgrundoed You look a little cold. by maysama
	Neopups Where in the world is Boochi? by wicked_dragonite
	Neopian Neophyte Immortality is just a paint brush away... by leedom111
	Not So Predictable After All Now presenting... Art by oniamuro by _pobodys_nerfect_
	Desperation at Work It was a good plan... by rouges_gems
	Go figure That poor Meerca... by shadowpuppet88
	Buried Treasure What does it take to get that darn treasure!? Ooh! I know! LUCK! Grrrr. Also by cyniska by 0riginal_sin
	Earn Your Stripes A fish with pet fish? by bacon_hawk
	In The Beast's Lair Aww, don't be scared... by mandy_raz
	The Cheesy Neos Urp! rumble by justduckygal
	Legends of Neopia Kanrik’s role: Hero, Villain or… something else? by iriswind
	Pteri Ptailz sweatdrop by flitterbird21
	The Reject Club [ year 2005 ] It's not the way they look that makes them rejected. It's the fact they're happy about it. by fip
	Pint-Sized What do you mean "Pint-Sized"?? by lachtaube
	Pojo's Paintbrush-Too much...FISH!!! Welcome to the Money Tree... by pojolocohammerfoot
	Insanity Havoc Flying Kacheeks? by skylat
	Starry Stuff Squeak! Squeak! by marilltachiquin
	The Neopals ROOOOAARRR!!! by roxanne_vergara99
	Joumy Rule #1: When Camping Outside; Don't Panic. by flying_hiii
	Kougra Klub To all the piles of sand out there... you guys rawk. xD by flookadoobee
	Neopian Nonsense Hissi trouble.... by torimonkey
	Neopian Oddities The odd things of Neopia... by misty_the_mistic
	Lemon Juice Episode I -- Geraptiku Petpets! by sanitysong
	Smelly Nelly "Goes to a restaurant." by i_hate_backstabbers

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"Taking The Limelight" by yatomiyuka
The house looked so inviting from the outside, though obviously deserted. Even so, you're starting to wish you'd just stayed at home tonight and enjoyed a hot cup of borovan or something. Then you wouldn't have been so curious, and you wouldn't be here now, jumping at every shadow, every slam of a door...

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Terror
Reports had filtered back of disturbances near the edge of Terror Wood and so Almister had taken it upon himself to seek out the source of the unrest...

by numbertwelve

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Mightier than the Sword
A single Krawk stumbled along the beach. He was clearly a pirate, like most of the residents of Krawk Island. Keen eyes searched the unwieldy beach for a hiding place, finding none...

by hmlanden

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Potatoes of Neopia
Why does everyone like potatoes so much?

by gandhigirls

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Advert Attack: Ten Tips for Everyone
One great thing to your advantage is that this game takes almost no skill whatsoever. Basically if you can click a mouse then you can play this game.

by zelda2222

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The Faerie Pet: Part Three
I had to tell her that she'd gotten her information wrong or something, because I was definitely not going to be saving a queen anytime soon. That was out of my line of work...

by nut862

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A Change in Heart: Part Two
"We didn't want to leave without you," Marsha explained. "In case you had changed your mind, you know, over night."

by sweetie_me274

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