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 | Mr. Pufferton and the Last Magazine: Part OneMephistopheles R. Pufferton was not given to waking up before the sun. He believed that a late riser was a healthy riser, and he argued this point every morning after he had been woken up slightly before luncheon.
by emblo93 |  | Oh Glory: Part OneAs the tears streaked down his face, falling into the basin below, he slammed his fists against the bathroom mirror in angst. Darric had no idea who he was, what he was about, what he was doing.
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We've all seen them, right? Those pets with extra eyes or bones or spikes where spikes just aren't meant to be. The pets that you turn your nose up at it as you watch them ooze or drool over their friend's finest NeoCash attire; the pets that both gross you out and terrify you a little at the same time, not in the cool and dark way of the Halloween pets or the Robots, rather because they're just a little...
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Kevin could smell jelly. But that wasn't unusual, because he and his two sisters, Nina and Anabelle, were all Jelly pets, and their owner, Charles, was obsessed with jelly...
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