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Kau Day Fair at the Kau Kau Farmgrounds, but Vegan!



Ahre, reporting live from the grounds of Kau Kau Farms to bring some outreach to the fair goers during the weekend. My heart was called here today to report on the celebration of the Kau, pronounced as Cow, a gentle and kind creature living amongst its herds on the farm. It appears the Kau is treated with a free-range lifestyle, but don’t let that fool you into thinking that it is acceptable to drink the milk products that the farm produces.



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