Short Stories

	Five Hundred Paper Weewoos But one day, it feels like faeries are in her feet and she is restless and sick and tired of sitting alone and looking at her hands. by pandora
	The Accidental Garden Truth be told, she had neither enemies nor friends. And she knew the reason why. Mara was nicknamed "The Living Accident" because Mara was very accident-prone. by jamespongebob
	Book Learning But Trina was not happy. And it was all because she was born as a Faerie Aisha. by spotlightstarzafara
	The Life of an Unemployed Pirate Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?" "That 'n's on the house," the Yurble said, turning away quickly... by scribe1020
	Deimetrios and Bluefire She said without preamble, "This is Bluefire. I adopted him from the Pound." by ladycat1413
	Running From Royalty "Run!" Bibbycub screamed, leaping off the swing and running away. She reached the other side of the playground and... by _neo_kami_91
	Edna's First Strike "Well, missy, this isn't Mystery Island. And it's too dangerous walking out here alone at night, especially for a pretty little thing like you." He grinned maliciously. by deniscodisco
	The Sorceress's Choice Xandra landed face first into a flower bed. "Ow..." she mumbled... Also by princesspesa98 by erroro
	A Day of Appreciation "Today, I shall visit Neopia," Sloth said to himself. "I shall visit and pick up the cake I want." by cyber1ofkakoradesert
	Addie Meets Dr. Sloth Some called me crazy, but I was fascinated with Sloth. by jamba_jukeba

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Taking Over Neopia

The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...

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4th Annual Neopies: Do They Matter To You?
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by tashni

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Appreciating Sloth: A Celebration Plan Proposal
Various ways we can celebrate Sloth Appreciation Day besides the usual cake and candles...

by lute248

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When Neopia Turns Evil: Part Three
"If you guys are such great villains, why haven't you caught us yet?" asked Kroost.

by hannahcreep

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Scarblade's Pearl: Forgive and Regret - Part Three
"Oh, I understand just fine. You're here with a wanted fugitive causing trouble for a young lady and her music shop. Honestly, Garin, I really thought you were better than this, even for a pirate."

by theloverpokemonqueen

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The Lost Treasure of Geraptiku
Now where do they keep the fiddles?

by thegreenspark

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Saly's Club: Sleep Issues
Every neopet has the perfect bed, right?

by djudju22_8

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