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How Long Horizon

He accomplished his dream of going beyond the clouds, but he left something behind...

by pyrosquirrelx
Sloth and Jelly

He had done it all. He had changed Random Theme Wednesday to Random Acts of Evil Wednesday, he had created his own Neovision show, he had turned Terror Mountain into a giant slushie…

by mookie99
Tormund and Roberta #1, Jerdana's Orb

The bottom crumbled away and the whole thing came toppling down on Roberta...

by hali12114721767
The Meepit Show Reloaded

Good afternoon, and welcome to the Meepit Show, the show that takes fragile dreams and rearranges them with a sledgehammer...

by spoonguardonline
Falling Leaves

"Now, who will volunteer to go first? I want everyone to throw out some ideas..."

by reggieman721
Gruselda

Purple Grundos were created so he could have someone to tease. Gruselda hated Dr. Sloth. She absolutely hated him...

by ahseenam
Just One Wish

'GET YOUR BAKERY ITEMS HERE!' bellowed a red Elephante...

Also by devil_in_a_red_dress

by dark_slammer

Our Shopping Trip at the NC Mall

"Shopping?" Coldfire inquired, an eyebrow raised. "When did you start liking shopping?"

by vanessa1357924680
The Wocky and the Moehog

"Good! I was only joking anyway! I'm glad!" Renliah shouted after them. She waited until they were out of sight...

by lovebug__
A Short Conversation

I often found myself walking alongside her through the pound, as she tried her best...

by lee_angel23
Onions In the Sink

"Wow," she said finally. "We've been working so long, it almost seems wrong to suddenly have everything we've been dreaming of..."

by serissa98
Understanding the Understudy

They think I could never be as good as Fio. But you know what scares me the most?

by jubjub_man77
 
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"The Meepit Show Reloaded" by spoonguardonline
Greetings and salutations. My name is Aristotle A. Avinroo, but my friends would call me AAA if I had any. My brain is so large I need to keep part of it in temporary storage elsewhere, to stop me from becoming too intelligent. I am capable of beating the High Score on every game in existence, ever. In short, I am brilliant. And extremely modest...




Other Stories


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The Restocker's Road Is Paved With Gold
Why buy one expensive item, when you can buy hundreds of cheap items?

by tallydepp

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Have You EVER Made King Skarl Laugh?
You know how if you get King Skarl to laugh, you get an item? I reckon that you should get Neopoints.

by india10000

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Misjudged: Part Two
Jhudora stared in awe at the snowglobe, and then took a wary glance at the price tag. "50,000 neopoints?" she asked aloud...

Also by psychopsam

by puffpastry654


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Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part One
The Defenders of Neopia work as hard as they can, but there are things even they can't solve – things they don't even know about...

by tambourine_chimp

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Random Babble Valentine's Day Edition
Awww...

by scarletspindle

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Switched, part 2
...mrarwgh...

by ssjelitegirl



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