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An Iliad: Part One

"Remember, six o'clock sharp! Don't be late. Lord Bracken is here to discuss the war, to enlist help and... well, you'll find out."

by eternus_dragon
A Very Neovian Election: Part One

Paperwork was the Mayor of Neovia's favourite thing in the entire world. Under his expert supervision, the amount of the stuff floating around the town had doubled...

by herdygerdy
The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part One

Cove didn't waste much time before he promoted Sarevor into the title of Captain of his Royal Guard. It was only Sarevor that he truly trusted to keep him safe...

by ayame_23
Braving Brightvale: Part One

She had spent many an hour poring over maps and books of the intricate hallways and decadent rooms of the castle. All in preparation for today, of course—the first day of her apprenticeship with the King's royal advisor.

by dr0pz
 
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"Petpet Talk: The Petpetsitter" by christmas_ice
Petpetsitters were the worst—they were a petpet's greatest nightmare! The last time Arnold had been stuck with one, he'd been forced to stay in a corner all day. He had not been allowed to go outside, and he had not been allowed to play with his Mootix—all day long, the only thing Arnold could think of to do was sleep. It had been the third most boring day...




Other Stories


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Journey to the Lost Isle
Samiko was a Faerie Polarchuck. He was just like any other ordinary petpet, just like the ones we look after...

by nightwolf_rider

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How Anchu Learned The True Meaning Of Class
"I could never understand why you stopped playing in the middle of the Altador Cup," said Boxer with a pout...

by indulgences

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The New Black Pawkeet Slots! What You Need to Know!
At long last, the Black Pawkeet Slots has returned, looking better than ever.

by lieutenant_archer

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Petpet Cannonball: Don't hurt the Petpets!
Petpet Cannonball is a one-player game, designed for you to shoot helpless little petpets through a bottomless bucket, down the tarp to safety!

by midnight951

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The Eaten Wingoball
*puff*

Script by marwanshah_13

by anatidaephobicneuro


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Mutant Musical
Something has happened!

Art by devil_in_a_red_dress

by kaddisti




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