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	Jack and the Seven Curses of Renee: Part One This is actually a tale of one Neopet's triumph. But don't let that deter you, for I am quite sure there are enough depressing elements of our story to keep even the greyest of you interested... by featherwingedangel
	Dasher Soley's Final Flight: Part One When you think of a star, you think of something great. Almost everyone wants to be a star... by doopingla

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"Cheaters Never Prosper" by mamasimios and dollgirl44
It was with horror and shame that she discovered, one day, that her father had instructed everyone to lose to the young Princess on purpose. Displaying her well-known hot temper, Fernypoo had stormed out of the castle and shouted at her father, "You don't believe in me! I'll show you! I'll show you all!!"

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Cheaters Never Prosper
"Two sixes," said Kalora as she laid two cards face down in the centre of the table. Fernypoo noted that Kalora's ears did not twitch...

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Lighten Up: Another Comedy In Two Acts
Why did you summon us to your neohome so late at night? I'm not waiting around with you so you can play Deadly Dice later...

by raccoonkid230

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The Hullabaloo over Transfers: Is Trading Degrading?
Neopians have been debating over one particular new feature louder than King Skarl grunting through five push-ups during his daily workout regimen. Yes, I'm talking about that most taboo of all T-words: transfers.

by too_kule

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Life of Concerts
This might change your mind completely about concerts on Neopets.

by maamemaame_001

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Team Mayhem
Why do royal Korbats carry staffs?

by dark_moon_blossom

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Happiness is...
27% gravity = OH YEAH.

by luckyfishie

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