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Issue: 283 | 16th day of Running, Y9 |
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 | Shifting Sands and the Snowager: Part OneHe was standing on a ledge looking over Happy Valley, but from this distance the dome-shaped buildings shrunk to the size of matchboxes, and the individual pets to the size of ash falling from the matches...
by wicked_summer |  | The Ghost of Meridell: Part OneThe Lupess couldn't help but smile malevolently. Those foolish knights had been searching for this place ever since the organization had been founded more than a hundred years ago...
by kt_fox |  | Illusen's Bad Hair Day: Part OneEveryone gets bad hair days, she told herself, and hopefully mine won't last too long. After all, she wasn't Illusen the Earth Faerie for nothing...
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"Boochi - World Domination" by master_yoda_kenobi
Boochi got prepared to go. He combed out his fur and retied his bright red satin bow, trying to look nice. Of course, he brought his ray gun for emergencies and entertainment. Well, entertainment could be found anywhere with Boochi...
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 A Fruit's Worth
The stall owner snarled, "The next shipment doesn't come in until tomorrow morning. The caravan travels by night so that the fruit doesn't perish in the sun, but if you want some so bad, why don't you prance your furry little tail over to Qasala and buy it yourself?"
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 Slime Trails
So, dear reader, take a look for yourself at the marvels of the Slorg. They come in many colours and are hand-washable.
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 Illusen's Secrets to Staying in Shape
"I make all the foods with 'Illusen' in the name," she shares with us, "so I put only the finest, healthiest ingredients into my food and then I sell the foods to shops all over Neopia to provide them to you. I make sure they are low fat and have vitamins that all Neopets need."
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