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"Night of the Evil Coconuts" by cazcazig
Long before the invention of the famous Coco Whip Slushie, a small tribe of coconut people had discovered the only place where the Neopian Chocolate River meets the Cream Waterfall. The resulting mixtures were collected by the Pango Tribe and given to young Neopets as treats. The wise elders of the tribe, Umma Bunga, Cinto Pango, and Tshimba Pango, all vowed to protect and maintain the Mallow Jungle. The chief, Umma Bunga, placed a hand over his mouth and vowed to "speak no evil". Cinto Pango covered each side of his face and vowed to "hear no evil".




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