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10 Safety Precautions



You may think that going with your owner is dorky, but think of all the dangers lurking outside your Neohome at night. There are scary things out there. Trust me. If you still think it's dorky going with your owner, ask to go with friends. Note how I said "friends", not "a friend"; the more of you the better. Less likely something will happen to you. Go in groups of four or more just in case. I'd really recommend going with your owner, though; I mean it's much safer that way, and although maybe not as fun as going with your friends, it's still pretty fun...



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