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	Blossoms~ Retry Part 13 Twillie would have never gone after Jonathon without Zathandria's encouragement. by twillieblossom
	Trouble in Paradise: Introductions We're actually still locked in that closet. Could you please let us out? by chasing_stars44
	Foolproof Guide to the Typing Terror Avatar We are not liable for any resulting legal issues. Also by darkroast by msjanny
	New Paint Job What does he even want that one million NP jug for...? by amarettoball
	Scroll Of The Wise: Part 3 Unintentional Intelligence by fourin
	Weewoo Woes What's in a name? by pirate_11
	Half-Baked Potato Erozo discovers the secret use of Lag-B-Gone Serum. Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2. by tizzlestix
	Apple Bobbing Blunder You're suddenly struck by a strange, uncomfortable feeling. by unnamedgraves
	Writing Can be Hard... crickets by pinochle
	The Zaf Girls So mature. by thesovietivan
	Super Attack Peas Like Customisation Too! Who says they can only wear that cape? by mustikeuh121
	Questing with Edna She's gotta look stylish to do her spells, ok? by milkbear
	Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 2 There's been a lot of missing petpets lately. by june_scarlet
	The Monocerous Roars Woo, that was a close call. by icanhaskaila
	Horsing Around Trylei is the REAL beauty queen here. by _koolness_
	Anniversary - Part 4 And then I told him I was sorry, but he still insists on banishing me from my own kingdom. by caylista
	Thoughts of a Neopian #2 The mystery of Fyora's eyes revealed! by mike11695
	A Spooky Halloween: Part 2 Sure beats those tiny saws. by ghostkomorichu
	A Charitable Absurdity Seriously?! Art by lucifael by iluminescent
	Too Late for the Charity Corner But... I checked both corners! Also by tarake_7_7_7 by stephsie

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Greatest Game Ever Played (Probably)

With this article, I will have been published a total of 11 times. And since this issue of the Times comes hot on the heels of #700, I feel like I owe you all something a bit personal, deeper—some sort of reflection on myself as your fellow Neopian, y'know? I'm going to tell you a story about Cheat!, about a single game that I once watched Xenon play. It took less than ten minutes, and yet it stands head and shoulders above all else as the embodiment of what a roller coaster my decade-plus here has been.

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Eternal Diva
It was night on the Tyrannia Plateau and even from miles away you could hear the noise from fans at the concert hall, screaming for their favourite bands and song artists. And in one of the dressing rooms, a striped Hissi with blond hair was getting ready for her own performance. Her name was Faith Handler, but her stage name was Whispered Faith.

by orisasda

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Like Falling Asleep
“Is she coming back?” Marya asked. “Of course she is,” Caden said. “She loves us.” “Then where is she?”

by esthers123

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Pyramid Scheme: A Guide to the Card Game
You have been travelling for days without water, with the sun beating down on your weary skin. You’ve already swatted the bugs away in Swarm, dragged your opponents across the ground Tug of War and in the distance you can finally see your destination ahead of you. A great golden pyramid rises up before your eyes… Alternatively, you typed ‘Pyramids’ in the games room search bar, either way – you made it here, and now you’re ready and raring to win yourself that golden trophy!

by luv4free

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Autumnal: Top Five Autumn Items Guide - Petpets
Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by morifoy

by sosunub

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The Sisterhood of Terra and Phee: Part Fve
After I say goodbye to Lana, who has been talking with a prospective owner the past few days -- a scholar, I believe -- I write a neomail to Tricia and update her. She was adopted two months ago by a similarly shy and incredibly sweet girl with two other pets who Tricia seemed to love immediately. Then I say goodbye to Bert, who has become a more or less a friendly presence to me since I stood up to him shortly after Terra left. Then it was time to say goodbye to everything else.

by lizzy_beth_750551

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And Then There Was Silence: Part One
"Though he couldn't turn from the light, the loss of his love broke him. His heart grew cold and he learned the arts of death. When he was encountered again, he had changed from a warm person into a ruthless assassin." -Unknown author, The Nameless Assassin, text found in the Rathbone Family Crypts, circa Y7

by theschizophrenicpunk

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