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Superchia Squad (Part 4)

"I have finally captured the 'Stupid Chia Squad'!"

Idea and dialogue by abductee

by frozenicicles

Scary Baby

And I thought baby Korbats were adorable. (Kaellin's not, I guess.)

by oddmavis
Mall Day: Part 2

Since I'm here anyway...

by ssjelitegirl
Anthology of Neopian Literature: Tiny Tiger

Poems and Nursery Rhymes

Written by seraphicbrie

by deadzzi

Badly Armed - Pick Up Your Phone!

The person that you are trying to reach can't reach their phone...

Art by trixinadia

by tedypicker

Dinner with the Scarlets: Down For Maintenance

A truly terrifying experience. Well, mostly terrifying, at least.

by june_scarlet
Razz-Matazz

Maybe some myths are best untested.

by peanutbuttermilk
Greedy!

We do not endorse cannibalism.

Also by vincent7577

by msjanny

Book of Days: And More Rain

Have I always been this sensitive?

by keshia_songwings
Questing for Illusen

How much do you want that Mynci Cristo Sandwich?

by celestialguineapig
Shopping Day

Hm?

by pikamoca
Over Breakfast

Just an everyday conversation over breakfast. Kinda.

Story by saponified

by toffeedatepudding

Durian Dilemmas v 1.0

Oh dear.

Story by bha288

by madliesa

Gears for Fears

Some things are best left concealed...

by kreaturepheture
Living with a Zombie! Don't Leave Us!

Window clings! I like to think that Poogles and Aishas have suction cup like feet!

by tweakley
Simply Grumpy

Codestone Love

by talacheziggy
Bad Apples

Get in, loser, we're going GOURMAND.

by winner19955
The Goofers - Party Pooper, part 3

Because we all love maturity.

by lintsuf
A Spooky Halloween, p 3

There should be a school for that.

by ghostkomorichu
 
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"A Little Help" by liouchan
"Sorry to keep you waiting, Miss- Madam. We're having a bit of a delay. Um, how to explain... Gracie has started to really like the toy we bought." The girl fell silent when she saw her interlocutor's large, leathery wings quiver with something that looked very much like frustration. "Do you mean to say," crooned a cool, silky voice, "that you refuse to give me the Red Poogle Toy that I requested?"




Other Stories


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Fridays at Night
Tears were streaming down the petpet's round blue eyes as he silently chanted, "Rain, rain, go away, come back on another day."

by vanquishee

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Unconditional Love
I held Damien's hand as we walked through the endless rows of Neopians who were yelling their lungs out.

by biology_pwnz

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How to Raise Your Krawk
So, ye sprouts be wanting to own a Krawk, aye? Well, as a Krawk myself I could offer a few pointers.

by mecha_fang

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Tricks are Treats: Show Me the Candy
Every Neopet knows the most important thing about Halloween is the candy.

by neuroticat42

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Missing - Part Three
"We should really talk to her about it."

"Talk to who about what?"

What do you know, right on schedule.

by chasing_stars44


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A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing: Part Five
She pulled out the vial of hot chocolate from her bag and handed it to him. "Would you do me a huge favor and run this in the mass spec, please?"

by dogz_rock_98



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