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Circulation: 175,202,370

Issue: 369 | 21st day of Storing, Y10

Comics

	The Horrors of Neoquest, part three Huh? by kalvaja
	The Hero Society - #11 ...In which we have counter-teasing. by bearcatt
	I Bet You Win! - Part 2 Bill, please. Idea by pseudo_philosopher by cevierakasky
	Eata loafa what?! Let them eat cake! Script by patjade by gaby_marques
	Kersploosh! What's round, yellow, and sinks like a rock? Script by rainbow_daydreamer by bannai
	Scared Much? Are you scared of spyders? by petluva25
	Saccharine [starring Fodor] Eww, another comic. [and Elvaire] by cardinalmoon
	ZAPPED! - Not a Robot Greetings! by mookie99
	The Labray You should just about expect anything from the labray... by xso_ecstatic
	Insanity- Clay No Warfs were harmed in the making of this comic.... by flameblanket
	Geraptiku Tomb: Not so Deserted? Somewhere deep in the Geraptiku Tomb... Idea by bartdrunkeys by dawg3003
	Black and Blue Can't believe no one thought of this before! by zuzi809
	Kadventures It's really rich in vitamins! The Azzle Hassle Also by littlesnowwhite by blaumann
	Made of Nitrogen: Fissues Like butter, jam goes great with bread - yummmm. by squeeful745
	Battle Woes In which pain and puns commingle. by butterflygirl113
	Tiny But Tough - Personal Bubble .....umm. by crazy_kathy
	In the Deserted Tomb Based on a true story... kind of. by shukaku13
	Beware the Cloud Paint Brush! Thought about painting your pet cloud? Think again! Studies show it may alter their personality... by minzeh
	I Like Usuls 6 Where do we go? by janebellefontaine
	#1 No Chance - The ever s h o r t intro comic ...and the Neocola war began. by wolves_tears1990
	Uncollectible Seashells? Dude, I told you to try and collect seashells. NOT buildings. by michelle186464
	Next Stop, INSANITY. #3 "Just leave me ALONE!" by squ00shable
	The Plushie Fountain? There is only the rainbow fountain! Good luck getting a Fountain Faerie Quest! by ariesite
	Clashing Colours Somewhere in a dark forest... by ringb
	The Purple Chomby Some kind of portal? by lucky_oreo_13
	Jyanyo Mm... Tsiga is just a very bad loser. :L hehe by tenedria2
	Neonisms: Go Ahead, Just Try It! Looks like Dr. Sloth won't get his way... or will he? =) by moonlightfear
	NeoQuest II: Between a rock and a hard place Tip of the day: always choose your spells wisely. by dyd_666_81
	And Who Said Kads Weren't Evil? They may look cute, but beware... they are ebil... muahahahaha! by ashanti1011
	Meditating I need to concentrate. by krokitoss
	One Fish, Two Fish Warning: this comic contains dangerous amounts of cooties. by fish_puddle
	Logic is Overrated Not a good idea. by schipperkes
	Spooky Komo's new colors! by ghostkomorichu

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Super Hasee Bounce!

In this super edition of Hasee Bounce, Jimmi and Woogy have stepped it up and are going for bigger and better things – doughnutfruits AND balloons! I have written this guide as a huge fan of this game and after playing for hours and hours, I hope that my tips will help you improve your score, or maybe just help you have more fun while playing! I like to think of this game as a cross between pinball and, well, Hasee Bounce! The music is quite fun so if you need a little break from homework, or just want something fun to do, why not try out Super Hasee Bounce...

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In Search of Juppies
Chelton the Green Ogrin reached into the oven and removed his latest and most delicious creation.

by peaceloveocelot37

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Adventures with the Bug Brigade
The bug brigade is a union that most of Neopia does not know about. These specially trained pets travel the entire world...

by phyrekytten

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Key Quest - Play to Win. Play to the End.
Seriously, how many games give prizes to the person who was the farthest from the goal?

by tj_wagner

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Owning an Usuki
So you think you want an Usuki? There are a lot of things you need to know before you make the big decision to paint your Usul, or to adopt an Usuki Usul.

by dreamgate

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The Mirror: Part One
The plushie Kougra hugged his sides as he walked out into the hallway, his eyes wide and his ears perked up for any noise that was out of the ordinary. Goose bumps rippled across his cotton arms...

by shadow_sabre_

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Samson, the Pirate Lupe: Lost Memories - Part Two
Samson ran up to the wheel to congratulate Lt. Darius for his victory, but the Lieutenant was nowhere to be seen.

by firedoomcaster

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