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Issue: 215 | 4th day of Storing, Y7

Comics

	When Sloth Takes Over the Petpet Lab.... Now which button to press... Art by ghostkomorichu by damien_27619
	Feed Florg! Next time try pet rocks. They can't run as fast. Art by tiger_tabby by patjade
	oYu giFrue tI utO We get these a lot... Art by fetedieu by seadra_princess
	Faerie Tales It's all in a day's work. by lotticat
	Sanity Obsolete Why are you reading that? Art by imogenweasley by evanescent_pudding
	The Unbelieveable Life sized doll...? by x0xsammehx0x
	NQ2 - The Aftermath... Oooh, this is gonna be goood... by wild_iced
	Neopian Insanity So, you got zapped Darigan... Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918
	Embarrassed Pet ...blush... by _kristina_anne_
	Owners, Pets, and Olivias... Look what I made in art class! by oe_adoptions
	Evil Soggy Boxes of DOOM Don't ask... by d4ni3gir1
	Dignity? Being a Uni can really stink sometimes. by zyanid
	Sketchy Ow!! by spirit_of_the_hollow
	Live Long Enjoy your life! by posteyam
	Who's Speech Bubble is it Anyways? Move over. by bananas11113
	always Errors Isn't he great or what? by autumn_bell
	Unbelievable! He looks so insane... by maiinoki
	Xannie-Bo-Bannie wiggles ears by 5tnt
	da l00p comeek lyk omg!! dis comik is teh pwn!!1 Also by linzee27 by cherv1
	Pixels Yummy! by starsparkler
	Top Tips for Neopians Amaze your friends! Also by effinluna by mao_mau
	Neopian Circumstances WWHHHHYYYYY? by nefily
	Qnde & Szoo: the Shadowy Shoyru Catch that book! by shubi5
	My Life as a Strawberry Mmm.... calamari. by ninavogel
	Embarrassed Elephante reads by mattyness
	Nasty Cap I hate my cap! by darkadoom
	Darkest Corner Tough decision. by dark_elfa
	Temple of 1000 Pets Homework? What homework? by icefoxer
	All Ears Y'know Max, it's funny... by tdyans
	The Crazy Neopian Ocean! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water! by bobo36000
	Volatile Achyfi Explosive goodness. by cjinx
	All For a Cookie ... you don't love me! by bandgeek1989
	Randomosity's Not a Word ...... O_o by branidi
	Insane Imiya has "Mental Problems". uses air quotes by shrekanddonkey28
	The Falling Out Discount Theft Card. Try again Bucko! by nirvanaxd
	Peophin Problem Ever wondered how peophins walk? by angelfish1985621

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Headlines

"I Fell off Faerieland"

Neoschool! That’s it! You rush up the steps, push open the door and race to your classroom, not pausing to catch your breath. All of your classmates have taken their seats and the teacher, a mean-faced Neopet with a short fuse, has already begun the lesson. She points to you and calls out your name. "Why are you late?"

Other Stories

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Midnight Snack
Later that day he heard an eerie scraping sound. SCCCCRAAAPE! He ignored it and went back to bed. The next night he heard it again. SCRRAAPPE!

by vampyrinia

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Apoc vs. the Morphing Potions
"Don't do that!" cried Apoc. "I'm an evil dictator and I don't want my fur ruffled!"

by mystery_island111223

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The Unknown Eating Habits Of Celebrities
I decided to make a list of some of the famous Neopians that might just be snacking on those milk chocolate peophins daily...

by 123snowbunny

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The Guide to Snacking in Neopia and Beyond
My Neopets and I have always been fond of venturing out for food at odd times. We pull ourselves out of bed just after midnight and head out in search of food...

by slayergirl_63

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Lennert's Lawn Ornament, Take 2: Part Two
Lennert, carrying his golden lawn ornament Goldy in one wing, heaved a sigh. "Oh Pinky… he was such a good lawn ornament…"

by buddy33774

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The Jackals of Sakhmet - Kasha's Plot: Part Six
Though Lee could not see her, she was pretty sure Lycos gave a weak smile, reassuring Lee that her words had brought her comfort. If only her words could comfort herself. Lee had no idea how to get through this...

by arrielle5

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