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A Rebuttal - Hagan is Definitely Better!

Are you still on Team Skarl? Well, here are five indisputable reasons why King Hagan is better.

Also by dr_tomoe

by agedbeauty

What Qualities Do You Like In Your Fellow Neopians?

I posted a thread on the Help Neoboard asking people what qualities they like to see in their fellow Neopians.

by indulgences
The Plight of Jelly Pets

Jelly pets are only capable of eating jelly. If we eat anything other than jelly, we get terrible stomach aches...

by wishpers
Pidgy Marie, The Neopian Pound, The Unclothed Truth.

The following is a transcript of last night's Interview with Pidgy Marie, The Neopian Pound, The Unclothed Truth.

by legen_wait4it_dary
Tips for Stingy Trading Post Users

Get your neopoints worth and simultaneously spend as little as possible.

by kamagirin
Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Veggies

With the 18th day of Awakening just around the corner, I'd like to take some time to talk about one of the most wonderful species of Neopets: Chias.

by chye_baby
8 Tastiest Chias

To celebrate this Chia Day, I'm counting down the 8 tastiest Chias in Neopia.

by trubiekatie
Earthquake!

In the early hours of the Eleventh Day of Awakening, an earthquake was felt across Neopia. The area with the most damage appears to be Tyrannia...

by jamba_jukeba
 
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Don't Eat Your Veggies



Anyone who's been around Neopia as much as I have, has seen these cute little Neopets at one time or another. Unlike other Neopets, Chias do not simply become a "painted pet" when dipped, zapped, or fed their magical Chia pops. They are completely morphed into a fruit or vegetable, with a new shape, size and color. With Chia Day upon us again, I have decided to travel Neopia and interview a couple of these...



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Becoming my Destiny
You have stumbled on a tale of woe of the saddest kind. This story tells the tale of a foolish and naive young neopet who sought to be something special, but lost a little something along the way...

by marauder_on_da_loose

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Desert Memories
The Pink Kyrii sat silently, looking over the Desert from her perch on the rock. Moonlight glinted off the sand, giving it a silvery appearance. The night was quiet.

by meadows_lark

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Overboard: Part Five
"I can't believe this is happening. What are we going to do? How am I ever going to get home?" Xepen cried, sitting down in the hot sand.

by allison_kitty11

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The Vitruvian Wizard: Part Ten
Drevni let out another roar, the gigantic Globilol floating above the heart of Neopia Central. One of the creature's tendrils let off a blast of magic which impacted in the city, flattening an entire street.

by herdygerdy

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Bread and Butter
*cough*

by _epiphany_

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At The Deserted Tomb
So much for gratitude.

by crystallus



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