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Advanced Stocking Techniques Part 2

Why do we diversify? Or more importantly, what is diversification?

by kevy27300
How to Write a Proper Question for the Editorial

Follow this step-by-step guide and I will lead you through the pitfalls of writing a proper question for the editorial.

by slinkee
Wanna Snowball Fight?

All you have to do is hit the pets that you see on the other side of the barrier...

by rospetta
How to be a Neoslang Nerd

The word or phrase that you don't understand is what I like to call Neoslang, named because it's slang you use on Neopets.

by surfy_chick27
Kreludorian Cover-Up!

I didn't get another lead for several days, until I heard about a doctor dismissed from the Hospital because he did not "keep confidential information confidential."

by ponytail135
A Little Further Up

The problem was that I had no goals.

by weaponstar
Getting Started: Glorious Gallery Making

The purpose of galleries is to show off.

by unicorngirl383
The Neolodge Files

The clean, corporate building with the fountain out front looks innocent enough.

by nonobow
To Twist A Tongue

Crafty Kougras keep kelp caches on Kreludor.

by alexrae963
A Treatise on Controversy: Quitters and Key Quest

Not everyone gets what they want all the time, and this is where the biggest problem seems to arise: people quitting.

by phadalusfish
Bounce Your Way to Glory!

Welcome, one and all, to the practical, no-nonsense guide of one of the most fun games in Neopia.

by sakhz
The Demons of Dynasty

The great and wise King Altador voices his opinion of the PPL.

by books86
 
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"Slothtopia" by i_live_under_the_bed
Agusto desperately peered out of the window to see the Virtupets Space Station shrinking away into the distance as his other two pets, Number and Potion Maker, stared in shock out of the airlock that had closed shut when the pod had taken off. "Oh, nice going, Cream!" Cheesedoodles grumbled as he dusted himself off. "Now we're stuck in space heading who knows where!"




Other Stories


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An Unexpected Journey of Self Discovery
The Library Faerie put on her spectacles and, in the most helpful voice that she could muster, asked, "How may I help you?"

by do_u_luv_me23

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Conversations With A Faerie
"Sure, you could use 'faerie' for a typical person of that description, but I'm not typical. I'm stronger, faster, meaner, and smarter than anything or anyone you could call a 'faerie'. I would like to be called a Warrior With Wings."

by esleyoga

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Fools and Children: Part Four
"I believe it is time," said GitchiManitou to his sisters, "that I share with you my full history."

by mamasimios

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No Other Way: Part Seven
Drakav looked at the display. 2:04. Just over three minutes for Jomoro to get into the other room.

"What if he doesn't make it?"

by spoonguardonline


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Silly Old Birds III
Here's Pigglia!

by jadentearz

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Tiny But Tough - Ouch.
At least she tried...

by crazy_kathy



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