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The Many Faces of Rock


by halondrus

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What can I say… it’s a Pet Rock It can be many things Or it can simply be Rock

Maybe you want to paint it Island colour So it will look like a codestone Just don’t spend this one becoming a scholar

Perhaps Coltzan is your man There is a Rock for that you see Desert will show all that you are a fan

If you’re hungry you might want Valentine But maybe be careful though, it’s hard to chew Or stick to your vegetables, it's a sign

Although you can try Orange, Lemon, or Lime If you are in the mood for a delicious fruit That will be extra crunchy this time

Get Disco if you like to dance Party all day and all night Spend your time in such a trance

Gift a Christmas Rock to someone naughty As a lump of coal in their stocking Won’t have them feel quite so haughty

Maraquan will require much water Kelp and coral decorate it It can’t really handle getting hotter

Stealthy may hide your key So you don’t get locked out of your Neohome While Halloween lets you know R.I.P.

For outdoorsy aesthetics try Woodland or Spring Depending on your favourite time of year Or maybe Tyrannian if you enjoy an old thing

An Elderly Rock will certainly shine Much more regal than any Royal And will stand the long test of time

There are so many things a Rock can feature It’s a very versatile Petpet you see Because it’s not actually a sentient creature

 
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