Short Stories

	Five Hundred Paper Weewoos But one day, it feels like faeries are in her feet and she is restless and sick and tired of sitting alone and looking at her hands. by pandora
	The Accidental Garden Truth be told, she had neither enemies nor friends. And she knew the reason why. Mara was nicknamed "The Living Accident" because Mara was very accident-prone. by jamespongebob
	Book Learning But Trina was not happy. And it was all because she was born as a Faerie Aisha. by spotlightstarzafara
	The Life of an Unemployed Pirate Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?" "That 'n's on the house," the Yurble said, turning away quickly... by scribe1020
	Deimetrios and Bluefire She said without preamble, "This is Bluefire. I adopted him from the Pound." by ladycat1413
	Running From Royalty "Run!" Bibbycub screamed, leaping off the swing and running away. She reached the other side of the playground and... by _neo_kami_91
	Edna's First Strike "Well, missy, this isn't Mystery Island. And it's too dangerous walking out here alone at night, especially for a pretty little thing like you." He grinned maliciously. by deniscodisco
	The Sorceress's Choice Xandra landed face first into a flower bed. "Ow..." she mumbled... Also by princesspesa98 by erroro
	A Day of Appreciation "Today, I shall visit Neopia," Sloth said to himself. "I shall visit and pick up the cake I want." by cyber1ofkakoradesert
	Addie Meets Dr. Sloth Some called me crazy, but I was fascinated with Sloth. by jamba_jukeba

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Sweet Bites: Buzz Day!
Here are just some of the sweet bites that we can offer them on this joyous occasion!

by silvernightingale

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Elegant Elephante Wearables for Elephante Day!
Elephante Day is once again upon us, Neopia!

by sychologist

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Scarblade's Pearl: Forgive and Regret - Part Three
"Oh, I understand just fine. You're here with a wanted fugitive causing trouble for a young lady and her music shop. Honestly, Garin, I really thought you were better than this, even for a pirate."

by theloverpokemonqueen

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The End: A Shoyru Tale - Part One
"I, Doctor Frank Sloth, the most intelligent creature in the universe, have returned once more. Do not panic, for it will do you no good."

by nintyplayer

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Misguided Squid
Hey! You're not a Giant Titanic Squid!

Story by barir644

by tohkano

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Invasion of Baby Buzzes
The downfall of Neopia?

Idea by crepe14

by airlineer

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