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Circulation: 197,891,014 |
Issue: 1050 | 30th day of Sleeping, Y28 |
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 | To Soar Without WingsBeing a Weewoo in modern Neopian society is no easy feat; many who have desired soaring to great heights beyond their realistic capabilities have come crashing down before they even got a taste of true success. Collab with da_shanuka & a_panda_bear
by qeenoneo |  | How Issue 1050 Almost Missed the PressThe Neopian Times headquarters buzzed with a certain energy that only came around every 25 issues.
by _myst_queen |  | A Weewoo Rivalry"Alright, everyone, gather ‘round!” Athena called out to the mail room. “Edition 1050 is coming up. It’ll be our biggest delivery day of the year by far, so treat today’s issue as a practice run. As your head of delivery logistics, I’ll be watching closely to see who’s up to this massive task. Is that understood?”
by dennykins |  | The White Weewoo AttackTt was a Friday afternoon, and Florezca the Pink Draik eagerly retrieved her delivery of the Neopian Times, hoping to enjoy the interesting pieces which had been published for Issue 1050.
by _brainchild_ |  | The First CrabbybotDacardia was the home of sun-drenched beaches, and it was a haven of swaying palm trees. Residents were well used to the relaxation brought by...
by lavo0810 |  | The Real Avatar is the Friends We Made Along The WayRagi looked at her watch. 10:50 pm. She had 10 more minutes left before the Snowager woke.
by weiyannn |  | Case #1050: The Missing ManuscriptThe Neopian Times office was bustling with excitement. The 1050th issue of the beloved newspaper was just days away, and the editor-in-chief, the famously taut Penny Pages, had expected it to be their best yet. Collab with qlobal & bunchanumbas
by funny_haha_funny |  | Headstones & Ink: Reports of a Lenny RecorderThe name Talborus P. Quakely was recovered from a headstone in Neovia Graveyard, 2nd Quadrant, Grave A4. Historical archives searched...
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"The White Weewoo Attack" by _brainchild_
It was a Friday afternoon, and Florezca the Pink Draik eagerly retrieved her delivery of the Neopian Times, hoping to enjoy the interesting pieces which had been published for Issue 1050. However, when she sat down and began to read the paper, she quickly realised that the issue was certainly not what she expected. Rather than lots of writing and comics, she was greeted by a single paragraph: To my fellow Neopians: I’m guessing that you are wondering where Issue 1050 is. Well, the truth is that there will be no Issue 1050 until I, Dr. Frank Sloth, get what I want. You see, there is a White Weewoo statue locked within a vault deep in the Catacombs. I need someone, anyone, to unlock the vault and give me the statue. Until this demand is met, I have ordered my Mutant Grundos to ransack the printing press and sabotage Issue 1050. All of the Neopian Times workers have been taken hostage, and they will not be released until my demand is met. If you want to see them again, and if you want Issue 1050, then someone must give me the statue. Horribly yours, Dr. Sloth Florezca scowled. This was not the first time that Dr. Sloth had hijacked the Neopian Times. (Issue 932---The Disappearance of Chet Flash: A Gamer’s Revenge) She was horrified by the violence occurring at...
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