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The Rusty Ghoul Catchers

Dawn was just breaking over the glorious kingdom of Altador. The bright sun shone through the glass window, letting in hazy streams of light.

by thederelkarak
 
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What Even is that? 20 Strange Items in Neopia



Given how diverse and unique Neopians are, it’s wholly unsurprising that some of their inventions are equally as diverse and unique. Between decorating Neohomes and fighting opponents in the Battledome to preparing dinner parties and brushing up on the latest Neopian literature, there is certainly a benefit to having access to such a wide array of goods at our disposal. But some of these goods are truly beyond comprehension. Too often I find myself asking, “What even is that??” or “Why does this exist??” I frequently ponder how these items originated and what purposes they serve. I also wonder about the fates of their creators. And now, I’d like to share some of those oddities with you.



Other Stories


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The Quiggle’s Quest
Quarkley the Quiggle was no cheat. Sure he liked to play Cheat, and of course he sometimes lied about which cards he was playing. That was the nature of the game, wasn’t it?

by quigglebaby

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What the Altadorian Constellations Mean for You -3/3
Welcome to the third and final installment of “What Altadorian Constellations Mean for You.” Thank you to those of you who have stuck by me during the first two volumes. I hope you will find this final piece worth the wait.

by kayahtik

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The Ultimate Guide to Planning A Fall Slumber Party
You wake up in your house in Neopia Central, late summer sunlight streams into your bedroom window. After eating your breakfast, you decide to take a walk...

by stars4ever33

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Flupeh Things
A lupe's self care routine

by flupeh

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Lord Addington's Gourmet Society I
Good Afternoon

by welikedots



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