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	Empire: Part One Neopia Central is a very curious city. There is no ruler, no one to set the rules or guide the people. So, with the lack of any available Neopet, chaos rules. by herdygerdy
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"A Play About Nobody and Nothing" by mamasimios
Scene opens on a comfy, overstuffed chair in a cosy parlour. Although the chair, the only comfortable looking chair in the room, appears empty, it is actually occupied by an invisible Bruce named "Nobody". At her feet lies her invisible Warf named "Nothing". The Bruce is fast asleep and oblivious to everything that follows. A doorbell rings. Cavillace, the Mutant Draik, rises from a straight-backed wooden chair to answer...

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