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Paint Brushes for Villains

Paint brushes afford aspiring villains a perfect opportunity to acquire some minions! Just add a couple thousand neopoints, a handful of loyal (or unsuspecting) followers, and a secretive nighttime trip to the Rainbow Pool and tada! You've got some servants! The difficult part is selecting just which paint brush to use. To accomplish this, one needs to ask oneself, "What attributes do I value in a servant?" Stealth? Power? Controllability? Inconspicuousness? Whichever you select, there is...

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