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Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part One

The Defenders of Neopia work as hard as they can, but there are things even they can't solve – things they don't even know about...

by tambourine_chimp
How do you solve a problem like Neovia?: Part One

"Agenda?" the Mayor of Neovia asked. "What is this? All I got was a zombie shuffling up to the town hall and demanding I come and meet you all..."

by herdygerdy
The Return of Dr. Sloth: Behind the Scenes - Part One

"Identification, please," she said into the device, still typing away with one hand. Nothing came out of their headsets but static...

by silent_snow
 
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Keeping a Neopet Happy



After some experimenting on the part of users, it was found that there were now four possible emotions for pets to express: happiness, sadness, anger, and sickness. With this addition, users became aware of their pets' moods, health points, and illnesses. Still, sometimes it can be difficult to placate a grumpy pet. This brief guide may help explain some of the common causes of unhappy pets and suggest some...



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Gruselda
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Falling Leaves
"Now, who will volunteer to go first? I want everyone to throw out some ideas..."

by reggieman721

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The Competition That Is For You!
You will never again question your ability to enter competitions!

by gottalovexweetok

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The 10 Coolest Ways to Revamp Your Old Gallery!
Here are some of the coolest ways to revamp your gallery, without breaking the bank or taking away from that Baby Paint Brush fund.

by indulgences

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Slushie Café
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by legoplayer

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Cardboard Neohomes Save Neopoints
None yet. *shrug*

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