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A Heroine's Heist: Part One

Cassie rarely ever visited this part of Sakhmet to see Stan, but when she did, Stan was not amused...

by jayandcourtneyk
Cylara's Journey: Part One

It was at approximately the same time that the faerie was gazing up at the stars that Keija suddenly sat bolt upright in bed - instantly awaked from a very odd dream - with a rather different type of smile dawning upon her face...

Also by denimsweetheart

by doughnut215

 
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Breaking Away



He was banished by angry townspeople, who were also victims of the elixir. Escaping from the mob, Bruno took shelter in a cave. Your ingame task is to play Bruno, who collects potions and carries them to the cave. When you bring all the potions, you advance to the next level. Sounds easy, huh? Unfortunately, angry, deformed Neovians will make this task a bit difficult. They throw stones at Bruno, and if a stone hits you or you bump into one of the townspeople, you will lose a life...



Other Stories


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Dear Akkani
It always saddens me when I go down to the beach and I know that your beautiful smile and somehow haunting voice I will not find anywhere, no matter how hard I look...

by akkani

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(Not So) Squeaky Clean

I'm not saying that my teammates didn't want to be the best. I'm saying that they took the easy way out.

I'm saying that they cheated...

by hugthepinapple


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A Guide to Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway
Have you always wanted to get maximum points or even a trophy for this game, but those annoying Neovians always kill poor Bruno? Or you gotten stuck on this annoying level eight called "Point of no return" because you don't know how to get that potion?

by bambosh_rider

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Toys Mania!!!!!
Why shouldn't users buy toys for their pets? This is toy central; if your pet is not having fun with its toy, then that means it is time to buy it a new one...

by mexico802

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Grundo: Sledding
Aw, you're just a sissy.

by aquarocket

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Unhinged
Don't you even think about it!

by sharkies



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