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Some Wacky Ways To Improve The Altador Cup!
The Altador Cup is in full swing as I’m writing this article, and the players are grinding away at the games! We’re playing Yooyuball, slinging slushies, making tons of noise, and shooting Yooyus past Jelly Chia goalies! That said, I have to admit that sometimes the games can be monotonous! We grind away at the games over and over again, levelling up in ranks, and racking up prize points, not because we particularly love maxing out Make Some Noise (401 times a day!), but because we want to reach All-Star status and have a ton of prizes at the end.
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by stellajoy_ |
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Some Wacky Ways To Improve The Altador Cup!
"The Altador Cup is in full swing as I’m writing this article, and the players are grinding away at the games! We’re playing Yooyuball, slinging slushies, making tons of noise, and shooting Yooyus past Jelly Chia goalies!"
by indulgences |
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 The AC: A Wealth of Inexperience
"This year marks the 17th year of the Altador Cup since the kingdom was awoken from its long slumber. That’s 17 years of Yooyu Ball and with it some truly remarkable careers from senior players - such as Krell Vitor of the Haunted Woods, who guided his team to victory the first year of the cup, to Captain Foltaggio, who after many hard-fought years, finally brought his team together to win one for the home team."
by keng200 |
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