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Artefact Hunters: Ikimono's Mirror

On the fourth day, they found neggs...

by sporty2443
The Petpet Field Guide: Part 1

A wandering naturalist's journal documenting Petpets in their native habitats.

by esoterraca
The Mysterious Affair at Gremble Arms

The breeze on the veranda was just as bracing now as it had been when Kiyoshi had followed Minerva out here scarce minutes ago, but now it felt more oppressive than refreshing...

by tamia_silverwing
Team Sloth Returns

Alarms continued to pulse throughout Virtupets Station. From the crowded marketplaces of the Commerce Ring to the silent docking bays along the outer hull, emergency lights flashed across every corridor...

by lavo0810
Tales of the Plot Complete

Maximilien followed Pepper back up to the room from the grappling hook and towards the hallway. She had a map device which was able to...

by triarthrus_eatoni
 
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A Mutated Friend for Your Beastly Neopet



---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Maldice the Stealthy Draik, and Christine, their owner!--- Christine: Welcome! Does your creepy Neopet need a friend? Well, there are plenty of creepy Petpets in Neopia to keep your pet company! Angie: Do they bite? I would think so! ---frowns--- Maldice: Relax. We will be observing these wild specimens at a safe distance. Angie: Good... Ella: I hear that Mutant Petpets can do lots of crazy things, such as vicious biting or even casting certain spells! Look from afar. Christine: That’s why they would be perfect for creepy Neopets in search of a friend. In honour of the Mutant edition of the Neopian Times, we will be observing several Mutant Petpets today. Without further ado, here are the Petpets: ---Mutant Bearog--- Angie: Well, this one isn’t so bad. Very cute! I suppose it’s a “Mutant” because it is a cross between a bear and a dog? Maldice: That’s where you’re wrong. Bearogs are supposed to have three heads. The Mutant Bearog only has one. An unpainted Bearog looks like this: Angie: Oh, dear... ---The Mutant Bearog bares its teeth and barks at Angie.--- Angie: Oh, no! Don’t tell me he’s mean! Ella: Hey, wild creatures from the Haunted Woods aren’t exactly known for being cuddly bundles of love... Maldice: If you love puppies, Warfs are friendly! Angie: True... But I already have a Petpet. Christine: Anyway, it’s a shame that this Mutant Bearog is mean and wants to bite Angie’s head off, or else I’d gladly keep him as a pet, since I love dogs. Onto the next scary Petpet...



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A Mutated Friend for Your Beastly Neopet
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