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Please Be Quiet

my bad...

by piratesy
Under the Iron Fist of Dr. Sloth - Ep. I

The Life of Zvak the Grundo

by xorag
Return to Neo #03

Silent Treatment

by cami_v27
Best part of Altador Cup

All worth it..

art by: naama_mikeas

by itsbah

Give me a sign...

Aw jeez...

by k3l26
The Angry Chia

Take a deep breath in and out

also by Neschulz

by sthephanie

Collectors Have It Rough!

Hmmm good question...

by preksolanx
Dice-a-WHO? #8

Boing

Also by forever_be_us

by rayoceanweaver

Snow is no good

Aww man I just wanted to eat a snowflake..

by rafa_potter
The True Ghost Lupe

sweet or sour?

by frenchtoasts
When Neopets Cosplay

I spent 6 months on this costume...

by kaddisti
Wraithcon X - Weapons Wednesday

Nunya can create things out of anything he desires. And weapons are his specialty!

by krabbox
Random Oddness

Full steam ahead!

by mistyqee
Soup Faerie Woes

What must I do?

by thebiscuitbunch
Bad Joke Hissi (Part Two)

You've heard of dad jokes; well now we have Bad Hissi Jokes!

by dukula
 
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A Guide to Throwing a Great Altador Cup Party



The Altador Cup is officially underway: fans are going wild in the stands, slushie sales are up five-hundred percent, and Darigan Yooyu’s are wreaking havoc on the participating teams match-ups. As expected, traveling to Altador is quite expensive this time of year, not to mention, the price of tickets to see the much anticipated events themselves is astronomically high. So, the common Neopet will have to be content watching the excitement from the comfort of their Neohome. Of course, just because you’re watching from home doesn’t mean you should have any less fun than those scoring goals on real Yooyuball practice fields, or those enjoying a slushie while watching their favorite team win as they relax in the stands! This comprehensive guide was put together to helping you throw a perfect Altador Cup party! Of course, first and foremost is a Neovision screen. Neovision will be covering all the Altador Cup action this year. It’s also a good idea to have Neovision all the time anyway, there are lots of good shows out there). You can buy Neovision at your local furniture store, and if you desire, other accessories to enhance your experience, such as a Neovision stand, speakers, and a comfy couch to sit on while watching.



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A Letter to the Freaky Factory Thief
Dear Purple Grundo Sir,

Hello. I am a worker at what me and my coworkers have come to call the “Freaky Factory”, one of Krelufun’s toy factories. I have seen you there, on my shift, stealing toys from the line after I have just made them. I won’t ask you why you do such things, I only ask that you stop.

by moonandflowers


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Snaw's Guide to Acting Like a Major Boss NT Star!
I have compiled a list of the most essential qualities of anybody who has ever been accepted into the Neopian Times! Whether it’s one hundred entries or just a single measly one, having the right persona can make any of you wannabe losers into an NT Star worth noticing!

by downrightdude

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8 Meridell Themed Wearables for the Altador Cup
Once a year, since the rediscover of Altador, we are pleased with Neopia’s greatest event: the Altador Cup! That said, it has become a tradition for a lot of Neopians to support their teams by customising their beloved Neopets with official clothing, trinkets and backgrounds made specifically for the event, such as team jerseys, flags, banners, make ups and many others. These items do a very good job when it comes to proudly baring your team’s logo and color schemes.

by rafa_potter

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Neovia's Corruption:Part Two
“I never really knew how eerie the Haunted Woods was until now.” Queen Nera commented as she followed King Altador through the dark forest. She didn't want to fall too far behind him. Who knows what was in these woods? It could be wraiths, dark faeries, or even worse...the Kiko Lake Team.

by trishabeakens

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Hope For New:Part Three
“How did you...Toto….but Melissa…I thought that...” I had so many questions, and I couldn’t finish a single one.

by hazelsmartotop



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