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	Anniversary- Epilogue I was wondering where those guys went... by caylista
	Oh No... Robots!! Idea by ruben160 by tatadsb
	When Zombies Attack...and fail. Not all zombies get the hang of it. Written by cherishtwilight by sophieauditore
	NeoPaper: No Neoschool? Should've learned that by now... by mbredboy31
	Potatoes - Loyalty This is not what I signed up for. by breaziecat
	Paint Brush Woes Hm, not what I was expecting... by milestrong
	Wishes Can Be Evil Well this plan backfired. Also by gypsychic420 by vesus10
	Nerkmid Dreams: Unexpected Wall Decorations Uh, yeah, I totally sold them... Art by brooklyn3223 by therainbowsheep
	Changes What do you mean it's a cheap trick to break the fourth wall? Also by meowbey by certifiabletrash
	#LDN - Introduction An introduction to the evil Kiko known as the Dark Lord of Nightmares... by gorubeza
	Nesting What is going on!? Also by spurstrap! by suixx
	Fire VS Ice And the winner is...? Idea by coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Mean Grarrls Ow! by cyallia
	Evil-opia: The Plan I guess height really does matter. by mucka33

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101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth

Hello again! After the success of "101 Ways To Annoy Dr. Sloth", I received a lot of feedback. A lot. So I would like to stress again, even more so, that you should not, under any circumstances, attempt to annoy Dr. Sloth. I mean it. Do not. Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth… 50 reasons to respect Dr. Sloth (even if you don’t like him, which I definitely do, because he's rad).

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Carrot Cake
"Ugh, Emmy, I'm not sure if I can pull this off..." The Maraquan Carma doesn't say anything. It's an hour until dawn in the camp of the Ixi Raiders of Cogham, and Mer is about to lose his mind. That is, if he hasn't completely lost it already.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Pyramid
"Are we ready to lock it up, Chief?" Melek asked the soldier in charge of the scene. Chief Lokenus looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "My soldiers will have everything packed within an hour. Why are you so anxious to close it?" "Lokenus, I've been waiting twelve years for this to happen. I'd like to savour it a little, but unfortunately I've got things to do. We need to replace the king, soon."

by azienskieth

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Neopian Astrology: Altador
Have you ever wondered what your Neopian starsign is? he twelve protectors of Altador each have their own constellation in the sky, all of which were discovered during the Altador mini-plot. Let us explore what they all represent and find out what each sign says about those born under it.

by aleu1986

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Character(s) Re-Introductions: Taelia & Ember
This time I’m actually interviewing two characters, the two Faerie hosts of Games Master Challenge Y17: Team Fire leader, Ember the Fire Faerie Gormball player, and Team Snow leader, Taelia the Snow Faerie.

by pikachu315111

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Long Shadows: Part Five
Chloe hurried into the HQ the next morning, glad to see the doors were already replaced. She walked into the control room to find Judge Hog and Loraine on a call. She stepped back into the doorway to wait for them to finish. When they did, she entered again.

“Go downstairs and have Dr. Flexo check your head,” Judge Hog told her immediately.

by kristykimmy

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Beneath the Haunted Woods: Part Four
Nothing but the sounds of crumbling stones and rock could be heard as Arthur traversed the dark, hollow tunnel, his hand against the wall to keep himself from slipping over the rough, jagged ground beneath him. The red Zafara’s legs ached, his head throbbed and his eyes weary. Small, loose stones that littered the cave floor pinched, stabbed and strained his feet with every step.

by shadowknight_72

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