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	At The Coffee Shop Whoops. by wokitana
	Titanic Giant Squids... Not the suction cuppy! Written by Robotting by fhujmasterofhedgehog
	Blossoms~ Retry Part 4 Priorities. by twillieblossom
	Is The SUAP Really That Super? Ha ha, not today! by mustikeuh121
	A Rainbow Pool Alternative ... That kind of works? Idea by riggsy_reborn by lizzbear_
	Edible Escapades: Part One At least he doesn't want to eat at Kelp. Also by priscent. by msjanny
	The Sibling Experience Disclaimer: No siblings were unloved in the making of this comic. by amarettoball
	Royal Pain There's a wig in my cupcake! by winner19955
	A Visit To The Shrine Neopia doesn't always make sense by _clement_
	The Problems of Avatars Was it really worth it? Art by alexise1998 by chromeninja
	Freak-out - Kelp Really? At Kelp? by ichigostars
	Restocking Problems - Got Haggle Edition Ah, nevermind! Also by xmooink by bittersweet52
	Random Oddness You can see why some pets don't like introductions. by mistyqee
	A Sponge-taneous Decision Maybe not the best outcome but at least he's cleaner now? Also by marcthegr8est1 by khanhm666
	Keep Calm and Kyrii on: Orange Isn't the New Black ... Orange you glad? by ahnyo
	Aisha Avalanche Petpets can be SO silly sometimes... by abbyet
	Pakiko! What... Bad timing? Also by leites by megamak
	Jelly Chomby and Why Commas are Important There's a difference, folks! Also by mike11695 by new_perspective
	Ssselfie! ... Cool. Thanks. by misshamsterlover
	The Goofers Guaranteed to scare...for real this time! by lintsuf

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"Neobumps" by sparkleeze
"…I'm not kidding, it's ALIVE!!! It's... it's.....," Lizzy the Aisha was interrupted. "... a vacuum cleaner." her older sister named Sparkle, popped her head out of the hallway, into the room. "Oh no! It's going to eat us!" the older Aisha sarcastically said. "Ugh, get out of my room, this is for friends only!" "Ok, ok, you can explain the rest of your STORY to your friend." "WHAT!! I'M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! I..." "Look I don't care if you think this vacuum cleaner is alive, I promise you mom is not going to get rid of it." the Aisha walked out of the room. "Ok, so where did it begin?" Zarc, the Acara questioned.

Other Stories

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Half-Life
First, something in my head went dark, like the wires to the festival lights were lopped off at all ends. Propulsion seized, the fireworks tipped over halfway into the sky. Then there was that lingering moment, a silence of about five seconds or so, as the lights in my thoughts fizzled out into stars, and I was left with these dim, glassy husks of those thoughts, wondering what had changed.

by dimartedi

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Neobumps
Sparkle spoke. "I'm sorry I didn't believe you."

Lizzy responded saying, "It's ok, I'm just glad it's over."

by sparkleeze

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Meepit Juice Break: The Zen Experience
You may think it’s crazy to feed 3,500 Meepits for an avatar, and it absolutely is, but it’s a doable endeavor. If you hate playing Meepit Juice Break as much as I do but still want to add that avatar to your collection, then prepare for zen mode and take these tips with you.

by sasaki_kyomi

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Top Six Looks for UsukiCon
Six dazzling Usuki-themed fashion ideas that will surely stand out!

Also by deseila.

by sugarycupcakes

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A Stranger Tale of Goldrun: Part One
The Halloween Bori sprinkled a few herbs into the camp fire that made it flare and change colour to an acid green that illuminated the bright face paints smeared across the creature's skull. The Bori stood up, grasping a gnarled staff in his hands, and began to chant as he slowly danced around the fire. Local Petpets stopped in their nocturnal business to watch and listen, and above them even the desert stars seemed to be waiting, as if the Bori's actions were important.

by herdygerdy

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The Sorceress and the Prisoner: Part Six
The first wave of battle ended with tears and shame. The overall winners of the battle were the Darigan Citadel troops, and how they rejoiced. There was going to be another one, another battle, they could all feel it. No one had truly won yet, but it was clear who had the upper hand at the moment. Meridell had to think fast before their country was taken away from them.

by dudeiloled

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