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Issue: 341 | 2nd day of Hunting, Y10

Comics

	Expel=Return? D'oh! by kevinlin1216
	For The Win;; Pie From The Sky The breadmaster, yo! Art by invalid_character by ruby_petal
	Threelegs Madness I'll not be telling how I lost my leg.. not. by konayukii
	The Emperor's New Gallery Just another clever trick Neopians can get up to... by astrogrilledveggie
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Here, Bina, you have it. by kittylin
	PANIC! Mmm... Tasty Sloth Negg... O.o by vikaris
	neoventures #3 Pumpkin Lid Hats are NOT edible! by guardianpinkneko
	erratic - excuses PatterTwig_ says... Also by _fluffy_kitty_ by pretty_kitty_119
	Notions and Nonsense What's this? WAIT! Also by patjade by silverqueengalaxia
	Tag Team Cower before me! by gliderames
	Freak-out - Jhudora's Salon? Can I get a layered cut? by ichigostars
	~Work In Progress At least we can cut NP on socks and footwear. by hamp
	Spooky Um... say what? by ghostkomorichu
	Petpet Staring Contest ...you cheated! by neofeather
	The Real Hot Line Candy! Oh deary dear! Tavy, no, that is not how you make a spicy lime candy pop! by alycat91588
	Landmarks of Neopia People tend to look down on us Tyrannians. by sharingans
	Manga Neopets Barbeque? Mmm... by coffee_rush
	It's For Babies! I'm bored! Idea by kitsunekomouri by cevierakasky
	The Family Don't you just hate it when relatives come to stay? by proagain
	No Words Perhaps saying "Pass the syrup please" would be a good idea... by rainbow_bliss_102
	The Odds of Life The Fine Print by saphire_dragon_202
	Of Baby Pets And Neogardens Ever notice how on Neopets a lot of plants are dangerous? by foxy_gills
	Scribbles ::: 'Playing Cheat!' He thought the scariest part would be... by wings110
	Creamy Fun Who's winning NOW? by unstolen
	Rock Solid Defense There's a reason they come in the shape of a tombstone, I think... by robin_goodfellow
	Just Filler Whee! It's a sleepover! by katopia12
	Best Dressed All this and brains too... by doomsays_
	The Truth Behind The Deserted Tomb Awesome. Concept by semiquaver by taz_241590
	The Drawing... For me? by duchesse2710
	Feepit Frenzy #11 You asked for it! by fariy287
	The Pound Has Reopened! Um... yay? by ringb
	Karma Kounts! - The Pound Revenge of the Abandoned Pets! by prince_manaphy
	Faerie Sword: #7 Your friend is gone... I'm here to save you... NOT this time! by morgie04086

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Villains: Get Respect

To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...

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The Meepit Army Chronicles: Durian Wars
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Flame in the Sky
It was Kreludor that he was concerned about today. His company had received information that there was a war brewing...

by flying_tree

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Top Eight Most Evil Neggs Of Neopia
No matter how much we fear and hate the evil that lurks in and above Neopia, we all can't help but adore its evil little Neggs...

by raven_13_13_31

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Carrot Cake! and Other Fantastical Cybunny Treats
The Cybunny's most favourite food in all of Neopia is the carrot.

by giggilogalmewmew

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Fine Line: Part Five
"I'm not stealing the Bust of Nefertissi for you," said Alamor. The camouflage Kougra folded his arms. "Our partnership is over..."

by reggieman721

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Lost Memories: Part Five
"What do you want here?" the Gelert questioned, stifling a yawn. "Not many come looking for the pound. Just the opposite actually..."

by zafaracutie4

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