Sanity is forbidden

Circulation: 136,691,549

Issue: 283 | 16th day of Running, Y9

Comics

	The plain truth of Neopia: The Present Let's see what's in it! Idea by kazukazue by tirrya
	Roflmania No wonder they call it Dubloon DISASTER. by fork
	Milk Money Being an adopted pet vs. being a labrat... by plumbus
	Now Hear This You can hear the sea... by sarika_ambrielle
	You Are What You Eat FOOOOOOOOOD!! by razziie
	Nonsense: Geraptiku Muty meets the island natives. by kai_pawz
	Trouble in the Ice Caves Hannah and Armin run into a little problem in the Ice Caves. Idea by bovinegrapevine by pencil_cases
	The Truth About the Fire Faerie! You have a new quest! Idea by swedish by pyrorockchik
	Pet Kicks Club Cookies can be evil too, you know... by gelert548
	NeoQuest II: The Mysteries OMG! It bit me! by gabeedragon
	Coolness Comics - Too Hot for Ice! Learn before you leap into your bath. by raptorsama
	Heavy Mental Dignity, thy enemy is the air guitar. by 4zure
	Da Funnies I can't open my soda. by mustangstar13
	Faerie Fights Illusen and Jhudora... by fireyfaerie_27
	The Dark Side No more Devilish Cake before bedtime. o.o by vira8
	Normal is Overrated The Secret Origin! by tamarainian_girl
	Boochi Victim Get to the point... Also by cheeseo615 by emmamarx
	Evil Feepit #14 History doesn't always repeat itself... by fmoura_98
	Sirius's Picture Book 'Til the Kaus come home... by angel_girl857
	Playing with Puns I had wondered... by inuyashalover37
	And the Meepits Outgrabe We have to pick out a name. by kittylin
	Mouldy Bread Mmmm, tasty. by ariel_007
	The Pink Cloud The Symol Hole... by racoony
	Randomocity! How do those pets with antlers make it down? by haunted_cookie
	The Ka-DOLT-ery One of the reasons why kadoaties don't ask for Draik eggs at the Kadoatery anymore... by lissy_chan
	Sophie & Meowclops A tribute to the retired petpet, the meowclops. He lives on only with the pets of millionaires... by squeaky_button
	CHOMP CHOMP... The Evil Peanut Chia!!! Part 1 You eat AT this table. You don't eat the table itself. by crystal_snow_15_
	Or Something Like It: Faerie Swap #1 OMG! by kittie_orion
	Neko's The Island Mystic is EVIL!!! by akakoneko
	Day Jobs Blame it on the lab ray. by explorer_253
	Tarla, the Nightmare: TARLA MUFFINS! OMG NO, THEY DEFLATED!! by kerath
	The Happiest Quiggle I hear she's particularly good with flambé. by nut862
	Friendship Woes Let's be friends! by fire_princess433
	Little White Lies -- In celebration of Gelert Day That's SOOOO NQII! by scaladenmark
	Random Something - Illusen Day Well, whaddya know? Green pets AREN'T safe from pinching on Illusen Day! by silvermare200
	Knick Knack - Illusen Special Illusen appears in a puff of smoke! Also by goosher by pokemon_lunatic

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"Illusen's Bad Hair Day" by ummagine3284
She wouldn't worry—she couldn't; she was too busy as it was—so she comforted herself by telling herself nothing else would go wrong. It helped for a few minutes, but she couldn’t get the picture of herself out of her head. But this is a bad hair day, Illusen thought...

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A Shocking Plushie Story
I'm going to tell you the sad and miserable story of Plushies, those poor toys that everyone just throws around without a second thought...

by kotahkue

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The Journal of a Moody Faerie
It's not even 8:00 yet, and already I've given out more prizes in two hours than I usually give out in one day...

Also by kittygirl5170

by birdinggal

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Illusen Writes the Editorial?
Anyway, since Illusen's pretty occupied, she asked me to write the editorial instead. And before you strangle me screaming, "We want Illusen! Now!" please, have mercy. I'm just a cute little Doglefox.

by ladyariel32

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Foods for the Pampered Pet
This is a recommendation of the best Neopian foods packed into one meal.

by infernodragon02

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Illusen's Bad Hair Day: Part One
Everyone gets bad hair days, she told herself, and hopefully mine won't last too long. After all, she wasn't Illusen the Earth Faerie for nothing...

by ummagine3284

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Shifting Sands and the Snowager: Part One
He was standing on a ledge looking over Happy Valley, but from this distance the dome-shaped buildings shrunk to the size of matchboxes, and the individual pets to the size of ash falling from the matches...

by wicked_summer

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