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Issue: 257 | 15th day of Gathering, Y8

Comics

	No Game Here: Extreme Rider The chase is on. Art by 13blackdragons by hello5346
	Cheesecake - Tyrannian Paint It's just about time... Idea by allyssa_renne by kamikatze24
	Meercan Brotherhood Things can have more than one meaning... by lestatishot
	Not-so-perfect Petpet I love my cardboard Petpet... by toffee_pup
	Completely Odd A tea party? Where!? by bluey_doodles
	Kawaii - Snakes Owchies... by crow213
	Thiefy angel "So... What's that again?" by balloonsalamander
	HyPer Lessons At least it can carry a tune. by luvz_insanity
	It's a Bug's Life The never ending question... 0-o by faeriekittie
	Ultimate Power...? I have what you REALLY need... by flippyflop771
	Oopsy 'Daisy' by da_dude_with_shoez
	Speck the Speckled Hey, Speck! Can I have a piece of gum? by cheetah_kougra
	Just Vegetables, Right? Don't you think these potatoes are scared? by destination_180
	Land of Pacman No sane being could possibly think that way about meepits. shifty eyes by pacmanite
	1ns4n1t3 aka Insanity Tell me again why you bought a mutant kadoatie? by snowangel771
	Spyder! A Spyder's always a Spyder, I guess... by mcgirlcat
	Lupe-sicles: All Kites Fly... Gee, thanks. by stallion555
	Never Better Some things are better left unexplored. by magdan1234
	Feed Me! What the kadoaties do... Idea by faerieskater2 by hikarru
	The Mind of Max What a pretty daisy... by 0omythical_dragono0
	A Stroll in the Woods Ever notice it's harder to hear with your hood on? by unicornfeathers
	The 4 Unlikelies: Plot Wars Which plot gave the better prize...? by sheep_416
	Sibling Rivalry You did WHAT? by evilpuppyangel
	That Buzz Is Mean Rejected Battledome Weapons by nuts_for_squirrels
	Why You Shouldn't Feed Florg He's had enough! by loveycake
	The Real Reason Darigan Citadel Was So Popular sigh Poor Tandrak... by sojourn
	My Best Friend The Brain Tree Don't tell me you hadn't thought of that until right now. by johesable
	Neotrio What're you doing now... by nerdparty
	What Were You Thinking... Found! by ggen8
	The Truth About the Cyodrake's Gaze Where did Hoban get off to? by magnoliaprincess
	A Good Disguise At police headquarters... by tangledtrees
	Flight Lessons 101 Driver's ed taken to the skies, Neopia style. by nea101101
	White Weewoos DO Exist! The first in a series about the existence of Neopia's most elusive petpet! by edmarblecake

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"Teoko's Kingdom" by scranamole
He cut the flaps on the bed boxes so that they interlocked when they lay side by side, then he cut the tops of them in half and pushed them to the sides to make nice high walls. He used the sofa box as a tower to one side of the main chamber and the box from the chair eventually became a draw bridge entrance...

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The Music Box
Who would have thought that a simple wooden box could mean so much?

by zephra0916

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The Great Bicycle Race
The fact that the Mynci's older sister, Brianna, had been the champ for the past two years was both inspiring and intimidating to Casey...

by sweetie_me274

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Why the Deserted Fairground is Deserted
Have you ever seriously wondered why the Deserted Fairground is deserted? Have you ever wondered what that *something* was that drove everyone away?

by 124456789xxzc

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The Most Famous Beards in Neopia
I have compiled a list of the most famous beards ever to grace Neopia with their presence, and just how they changed Neopian history.

Yes, I am obsessive.

by iamskot

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Needed Adventure: Part Four
"Yes," the boy responded to the Techo's question without even bothering to look at him. "And I want that one there-- the Gelert..."

by tdyans

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They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part Four
"Nothing bad is going to happen. I promise. We are going to be friends until the end of Neopia..."

by sytra

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