Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 243 | 9th day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	Meepit War Tactics On sale! Also by peri0neo by cytherea007
	Neopian Neophyte It's just a costume... right? by leedom111
	Your Body And You Why you shouldn't tease the Scrawny Fish... Also by kevinneo1328 by leeloo18
	Virtual Chaos Exotic plants, anyone? by pashmina100
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild What's the worst that can happen? by wallaroo42
	Paint Brush Mayhem This is just weird... by pink_kitty16
	The Chronicles of Hairball Hairball the Wocky takes a trip to the Kadoatery, and finds a surprising new "friend." by macleod22789
	ConFUNded-Mysteries of Neopia Where's your sense of scientific experimentation? by vhgvoov
	Kasha's Komic Guess what? by ilovecats164
	BAMF! Whoever said fishing was relaxing? by juusan_ikkiuchi
	Splat!! Kiss the Mortog! by monica5327
	Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars... Dumb telescope! I can't even see any stars. Also by swedish by voodoodollee
	The Cudgel Karma The only job the Yurble Foreman won't take... Also by xpropugnator by ethan_redshaw
	Flapdoodle Confusion is a valid solution, I guess... by obviousfakename
	Paint-a-Staff Member! AGHHHH!!!! o_O by linnipooh
	Share Your Toys... I guess you can play with it! by lokisrose
	The Pant Devil's Advocate Who WOULDN'T want to be on the Neocam?? by gryffinrose
	Cute Tactics I really wanna make it up to you. by son_nekoni
	Work In Progress And today at the races... by cairoegypt
	Muffiminies - Meepit Juice Break Mystery The poor Meepit wondered... Also by mythical_creature_ by dragonmasster23
	MiaFaery Hopefully the doctor can help us. by kinohi
	Crazy Coco and the Meepits Meepit Theory #1 by coconeo333
	Not Fit For This World: Episode II New anteater petpet = Radness personified. B) by soggy_cardboard
	Beauty Problems Sometimes, it's better not to lose yourself in comtemplation. by legend_of_lamia
	NeoComp To Mop or Not To Mop... by chibikatza
	Bad Influences Would you be willing to complete a Happiness Faerie quest? Also by syko_skwerl by kzoolaur
	A Comic Without a Name No wonder you can never win at flip the coin... by hedesku
	What they had to say about the April Fools Contest My psychic abilities must be failing... by m3rcuri
	Another Comic With A Witty Title It just looks like JELLY!!! by anubisgirl_13
	Welcome to our Neohome Let me rephrase that... by silvermoon_fox
	Loopholes Always wondered what it'd be like to have his job... by luluthederangedpig
	Aisha Groove I think the Soup Faerie is up to something... by discokitten
	Kawaii - Cuteness Celoroin has a new petpet! by crow213
	The Callahan Files What could be taking so long? by caloriemuncher
	It's Not Easy Being Snowy In which Kiyo laments la vida sub-zero. by __fishbone
	Only in Neopia... Just because there are things that could only happen in Neopia... by aokajin

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"Faerie Vs. Electric" by sdcayklsjc
I sighed and walked slower. Why did I have to be the one to try out the Lab Ray? My brother deserved it more. I liked being a yellow Wocky, and I did not want to change! Not even one stat! I have always wanted to be painted faerie, but I would rather be yellow than be zapped by the lab ray. My owner, Tiffany, grew excited as we approached the Secret Lab...

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One Hot Afternoon
Penny the Acara continued dreamily, staring off in the distance. "A delicious, creamy, cold as snow ice cream... Double-chocolate, with plenty of syrup, and I'd just lick it off the spoon as it melts..."

by vulpisarcanis

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Pretzel
Mum didn't even look up from the book she was reading, sprawled on the bed with candy wrappers littered all over the bed. "More chocolate pretzels." Sana let out a little sigh...

by lightninglover34

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Hannah and the Ice Caves for Beginners
If you are new to Hannah and the Ice Caves, are a little confused, or are considering playing the game for the first time, then this guide is most definitely for you!

by mistoffelees_cat

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The Truth About Guilds
Now listen carefully, my friend, for what I have to say may save you and your owner from destruction...

by elegon

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Shad and Saura: A Week in Bogshot - Part Two
Bright green waves rolled over the surface towards the Zafara, curled around, faded and then started over. Saura frowned in great surprise. It knows that I'm here!

by ssjelitegirl

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The Path to Freedom: Part Six
"I would like to say that with me as ruler of Neopia, I will make life better!" said Clara at yesterday's speech. She also promised to get rid of Sloth, Jhudora, Darigan, and all the other evils in Neopia...

by bathschool123

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