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Food Club: The Pirate Training Regimen

A special group of pirates have engaged in a different sort of training: stuffing their bellies with food! collab with theguy2020 and llttss

by coconut_rat
Academy vs Training School: Beginner Course Review

Which Battledome course is right for your pet?

by ziemelbriedis
GREATEST NEOPIAN WARRIOR: Pirate Vs Ninja Edition

Pirate versus Ninja; it’s a popular match-up for a reason...

by pikachu315111
G&B: Pirates vs Ninjas

Today, we join in the age old debate Pirates vs Ninjas! Collab with neoghia

by hotneograndma
The Top 6 Pirate Crosspaints

Today, we’re going to look at 6 types of base colours that–as a whole–look great with Pirate clothing, and are available for all or at least quite a few species!

by newenglandquizzer
Pirates vs. Ninjas: Cook-off!

Who would win in a cook-off?! Pirates, or ninjas?

by swordlilly
Insult Sword Fighting in "The Ballad of Mirglepelago"

Excitement is building after the recent announcement that The PJ Grundonn Company (NEODAQ:TPP) awarded AAA Game Studioz (@AAAgamestudioz) a license to remaster the OrangeShirt cult-classic point and click adventure game, "The Ballad of Mirglepelago"!

by rielcz
 
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"The Golden Dubloon's Grog Hub" by sparktater
On the shores of Krawk Island one afternoon, a ship arrived, carrying a green Meerca named Steve. Steve worked for a small production company in Neopia Central and had recently been commissioned to produce a brand new NeoVision commercial for Golden Dubloon. Shielding his eyes from the sun, Steve dodged a small group of pirates quarrelling over a game involving a bag of Dubloons, eagerly smelt food cooking for the next Food Club session and observed as a cart full of petpets headed towards Warf Wharf. This was a very different world to the clean, well-kept offices he came from, full of the smells of damp wood and grog. He couldn’t see a fancy coffee shop anywhere. Reaching the Golden Dubloon, Steve pushed open the door and entered cautiously and asked a Kacheek dressed in a red and white striped dress for the manager. She nodded and disappeared behind a door...




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Snakebite Noir
A curse! A heist! A betrayal! Oh my! Collab with kebicorn

by joanna_lewis

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The Ninja Who Was a Good Traitor
Walda the Baby Kacheek learns a lesson or two in standing up for what's right, even when it seems impossible.

by _brainchild_

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The Swashbuckling Ballad of a Vandagyre
Beyond the reach of any map, the telescopes of Kreludor, technologies of Virtupets, there was a mountain-laden shore...

by flufflepuff

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Capture the Flag
Are you sure you don’t want to join capture the flag?

by rrooaarrrr

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Pirate vs. Stealthy: A Comparison of Colors
An in depth comparison of the Pirate and Stealthy paint brushes!

by elipsis4k

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Idea Crisis
The final solution to be a fan of both sides. Collab with Flaiyper

by black_kisa



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