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Issue: 1064 | 28th day of Hiding, Y28 |
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 | A Look at Neopian Mutant HistoryTake a visit on early days of Neopia and understand the origin of Mutant Day
by cosmonauta |  | The Gourmet Club's Mutant Day BanquetIt’s that time of the year again when we celebrate Neopia’s delightfully unconventional and wonderfully unique pets, the Mutants!
by lornsky |  | A Mutated Friend for Your Beastly NeopetWelcome! Does your creepy Neopet need a friend? Well, there are plenty of creepy Petpets in Neopia to keep your pet company!
by _brainchild_ |  | Petpets I Would Feed to Florg the Mutant ChiaLet’s be for real, not all Petpets are created equal. Some Petpets are adorable little companions that deserve hugs, forehead kisses, and comfy beds for peaceful sleeps. Others look creepy, or weird, or like they’re staring directly into your soul. Collab with togepwi & qlobal
by m_hero18 |  | A Survival Guide for Prospective Baby Mutant OwnersBy a Neopian Who Was Not Prepared for This
by nhooda92 |  | 10 Mutant Candies Everyone Should TryThere’s no denying that I, Florg, am a food expert. Of course, Florg has tried every possible Neopian food...
by safira_2002 |  | Never Have I Ever Had a Mutant Pet safety is guaranteed by avoiding extra eyes and unusual limbs. I simply overlooked these misunderstood creatures...
by cranberyyy |  | Mutant Neobusiness Communication GuideA guide to help you communicate with your fellow Mutant.
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A Mutated Friend for Your Beastly Neopet
---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Maldice the Stealthy Draik, and Christine, their owner!--- Christine: Welcome! Does your creepy Neopet need a friend? Well, there are plenty of creepy Petpets in Neopia to keep your pet company! Angie: Do they bite? I would think so! ---frowns--- Maldice: Relax. We will be observing these wild specimens at a safe distance. Angie: Good... Ella: I hear that Mutant Petpets can do lots of crazy things, such as vicious biting or even casting certain spells! Look from afar. Christine: That’s why they would be perfect for creepy Neopets in search of a friend. In honour of the Mutant edition of the Neopian Times, we will be observing several Mutant Petpets today. Without further ado, here are the Petpets: ---Mutant Bearog--- Angie: Well, this one isn’t so bad. Very cute! I suppose it’s a “Mutant” because it is a cross between a bear and a dog? Maldice: That’s where you’re wrong. Bearogs are supposed to have three heads. The Mutant Bearog only has one. An unpainted Bearog looks like this: Angie: Oh, dear... ---The Mutant Bearog bares its teeth and barks at Angie.--- Angie: Oh, no! Don’t tell me he’s mean! Ella: Hey, wild creatures from the Haunted Woods aren’t exactly known for being cuddly bundles of love... Maldice: If you love puppies, Warfs are friendly! Angie: True... But I already have a Petpet. Christine: Anyway, it’s a shame that this Mutant Bearog is mean and wants to bite Angie’s head off, or else I’d gladly keep him as a pet, since I love dogs. Onto the next scary Petpet...
Other Stories
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The Mutant Meetup In the Haunted Woods, you had two choices for lighting — dim or flickering. And if you were especially unlucky, there was no choice at all, and you ended up with both.
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I Like Being Mutant Jhiy the Mutant Gelert tugged on the straps of his Albert backpack and grunted as his textbooks shifted around. He was very much looking forward to a new semester at Brightvale University...Collab with shin0bi_
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