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Shades of Spooky: 9 Costume Ideas for Grey Pets

Happy Halloween!

by justin_967
Haunted Woods Travel Brochure

There is a land south of Neopia Central, north of Lost Desert, and west of Faerieland that strikes fear into the hearts of many a Neopian: the Haunted Woods. Collab with surging

by venturecaptalist
Must-Haves for the Esophagor Fans of Neopia

We’ve put together the OFFICIAL ranking of the best items in this Neopian Times exclusive! This list contains the MUST HAVES for any true Esophagor fan. Collab with qlobal

by plasticprep4eva
Article Spies - Balthazar

Our reporter, Christos, is sitting on the sofa in his living room. His Neohome is big and cosy, situated next to the docks of Roo Island. Collab with water_park1993

by birdinggal
Your Guide to Trick-or-Treating in the Haunted Woods

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by kailey_kitty1995
Your Guide to Trick-or-Treating with Pirate Pets

Spooky season is here! Time to carve pumpkins, eat Pumpkin Cookies, and, of course, enjoy trick-or-treating across Neopia in your best creepy costumes.

by thesecondringbearer
Something Has Happened: Hair-Raising Random Events

Something Has Happened!! They pop up unannounced. They creep up on unsuspecting Neopians at any given time.

by jackie247
Top Things to Do in Neopia on Halloween!

Whether you will be dressing up your Pets to fit the theme or taking a trip to the Haunted Woods, what will you get up to this spooky season?

by melissa12xx
 
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"It's Halloween" by xakemii
Neopia was, by most counts, an enjoyable place to grow up. Canca loved throwing snowballs at her friends in the caves at Snowy Valley, watching cheese rounds hurtle down a hill in Meridell, and even lurking around Jhudora's Bluff, trying desperately to capture a glimpse of the infamous dark witch. The one exception was the Haunted Woods. Just being near the place gave Canca the shudders. She couldn't stand the looming trees that seemed to whisper about you as you walked by. Edna's cackling seemed to penetrate far beyond the walls of her castle, and the sound of it made Canca's heart turn to ice. Even the shops were creepy—filled to the brim with eyeball-themed foods and petpets that nipped at her feet. Canca's friends said that the Deserted Fairground made it all worth it, but Canca disagreed. She'd never won a single game in the place and was convinced that all the stalls were rigged. Her friends insisted that they had won before, but Canca had never seen it happen, so she assumed they were all lying in some desperate attempt to look cool. And so, Canca was not thrilled to be standing at the edge of the Haunted Woods. She shifted from foot to foot as her friends cackled with glee. Woisan nudged his shoulder against Canca's, getting her attention. "You don't have to come with us if you don't want to," Woisan said, quiet enough that the Wenzhi wouldn't overhear. Canca knew that Woisan was trying to be kind. She knew that if she said that she absolutely refused to step foot into those Woods, he would come up with some excuse for their friends and walk her home.




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