Define Idiocy

by darkness1300

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Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Three
"If you refuse, then, as I've said before, we have no use for you. But I'm sure the Maraquans will accept you with open arms underwater--Oh wait, I forgot." He smiled at her pleasantly. "You can't breathe under there, can you?"

by vanessa1357924680

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The Adventure of Rhun and Noni: Part Two
Rhun stood there blankly for a moment, wondering briefly how such a tiny ball of fluff had outwitted him with one of the oldest tricks in the book.

by jeanaet

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Life is Sweet
"Hey, Barry!" called a voice. "The boss says to go check the freezer to see if the candy is done yet!"

by imogenweasley

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Where Should You Go Trick or Treating?
Don't make your Neopet's Halloween horrifying by taking them somewhere that doesn't fit them at all! Take this quiz to find out which Neopian World you should trick or treat in this year!

by _snuffles

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