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Issue: 480 | 4th day of Awakening, Y13

Comics

	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 4 Seriously, it's not easy being a P3. by alagfalaswen
	Neo Life Lessons : Part 3 The real life lessons our site teaches us. Art by vampirebunny18 by sarcasticdeath
	Techopalooza: Rumors I'm not dense, youngin'! I already knew that! by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	I'll Take My Chances What do you do when the odds are against you? by umbreon133
	Chombies and JubJubs are Nuts!! Chombies and JubJubs thinking up wacky ideas. by knimble
	Blechy Paving Stones And that's... how they're made. =)) by mooglerz
	The Kadoatery is Not Enough - Part 2 The Meepits may have won our last battle... by burning_shadows_79
	Misty- Stuff Watch my stuff. by mist222
	Poogle Chronicles: Meepits glare by 2junebugs
	New Year on Shenkuu... Next time, we're gonna leave them somewhere else... by yumerumenifelheim
	Chef Snot The troubles of being snot colored... by louise_the_zero
	Adolescents - Unexpected Newcomer How much is forever? by kineclap
	Shades and Hues 08 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 4/15 by mstr_dark
	Rebuilding Faerieland The healing faerie decided to get a substitute. Idea by paint_my_sky_blue by buzzish
	Common Enemy The Snowager is no joke. by ssjelitegirl
	Shoyru Detective Chronicles A cheesey pun, Neopets style. I hope it peases you. by vampire_princess_666
	Cooler ...Cooler than YOU. by _pokemon12_63
	How to Be Awesome at: Feed Florg Those petpets never stood a chance. by gurl_of_revenge
	Boulder Box Faerie Paint Brush problems by snackbox
	The Wacky World of Ezel68 Hey... by ezel68
	Sweet Dreams (Are Made of P3s— No, They're Not) A diamond? by teleplay
	Wishing Well Some people are desperate to find out how to get the wishing well avatar... by evaniab
	Call Me Intellectual Ishmael! BOR-ING! by melonswift
	Dailies Like anybody uses math in astronomy. by little_kid_kristine
	Poor TDMBGPOP sigh by komo95
	Vaesrin Goes Exploring! Some cultures take getting used to. Idea by dark_slammer by repulsives
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Jhudora's Day Happy Jhudora Day! Or not... Written by deblob5521 by pikemaster1
	Just Crazy Neopia. Oh the Possibilities! by empoleon07
	Kanrik and Jazan I have more! by jamba_jukeba
	Spooky Faerieland gets used to its new neighbors... by ghostkomorichu
	Paraphrenalia THE GRIPPING CONCLUSION. by hidden_sapphire
	Jhudora's Request I'm waiting... by ashley_golf_4ever
	I Fear Jhudora! Wait a minute... why is Illusen's hair looking like that? by djudju22_8
	Talk About a Random Valentine's, Part 2 What could go wrong? Well, there are a lot of options... by buizelmaniac
	Jhudora's Bluff You live in a Bluff? Also by emmy123327 by 1992jk1995
	Confetti: Faerieland Crater When did that happen!? by smlv4_smlv4_1_1_1
	(Un)common Sense - Jhudora Edition Can you water my plant? Art by soccergirl101397 by kuroge
	Neopian Anomaly, Part 2 Lost in the Haunted Woods: Check. Not acknowledging you're in trouble: Check. Talk about things you're afraid of: Check. by lizica166
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 10) "Buh" indeed. by hubadawaha

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"Lady Sandstorm" by saphira_27
"...where she will remain." King Jazan the Fourth finished telling the story and stood, going to each of his twin desert Ixi's beds and tucking them in. "Now, good night, Caspar. Good night, Esmeralda." The little prince's eyes were already closed, but his sister was still wide-awake. "Daddy, is she under the earth until forever?" Nabile got up from her chair. "Forever and ever. The only power Lady Sandstorm has left in Neopia is to keep you from going to sleep if you keep talking, silly Aldie..."

Other Stories

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Card Quest
"Sil! What are you doing?"

The cloud Shoyru looked up from the picnic table he sat at, Neodeck cards spread out in front of him.

by dragon10044

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The Forgotten Minion
I remember the evening he arrived. It was dark and rainy...

by helpamerica38

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The Shenkuu Zodiac
On a recent trip I met with Linae, a pink Kougra, and she told me, in greeting: "The Year of the Kougra was exciting, but the Year of the Cybunny is going quite well. I have a feeling it will be even better!"

by aisha_enchantress110

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A Crime in Plain Sight
The crime? Vandalism. The objects? Portraits of famous Neopians. The suspect? Unknown.

Also by ali_goth

by swimvixx

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Lady Sandstorm: Part One
"It may be best to do what we did last time – remind him that Sakhmet and Qasala are allies. Unless he's tripled his forces since his last attempt, he can't possibly hope to stand against us together."

by saphira_27

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Remembering Rue: Part Four
Had her life been better before this? Rue didn't know.

by hedgehog_queen

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