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A Proverbial Nightmare: Real Rock Cakes

What's all this mess?

by funandgames999
Rainbow Swimming Pool

Not for non-swimmers.

by plushie_patches
The Chronicles of Rohane: Which Glitch?

Who knew that Mipsy was into Cartesian philosophy?

by ledsrevenge2
Insane Sanity

Kind of deating the purpose...

by im_yy_4_u
It's all about ME

ME, ME, MEEE

by detective_edogawa
Major Malfunction #17

Oh, the agony of life!

by moonxtal
Trip To Faerieland

A trip gone bad!

by kalaelou
I Thought You Were the Normal One!

Is that supposed to be a joke?

by kuroneka_sama
Neopia Acres

Honest, that's how I read it, too.

by wyomingslim
Slightly Insane

Some pets just weren't meant to smile...

by penguizon
If They Only Knew...

Get the Vernax, Spinx.

by dream_y3k
Green's Days

I wish the Hidden Tower is not hidden...

by megawolf77
Neopups

Wrong meaning of Punchline.

by wicked_dragonite
The Realm of Meridell

BURP!

by void_walker
Complete Randomness

That'll teach me to leave markers lying around...

by lilkittie080
Too Literal

Where did you get that weapon?

Art by starcaw

by hottamale0774

What So Ever

Welcome to the crazy house...

by rubia_flame
New Game

Mootix Rescue Team?

by confuzerated
Virtu Agents

"The Briefing"

by agentsaepenon
Grundo Stix

"Sloth's Laundry"

by anikajinn
Celebrity Slip-Up

"Slug"...?

Coloring by agentsaepenon

by del_somebody

Petpet Drolleries

Look ma, no hands!!

by linnipooh
Castle Battle Craziness

Good as new!

Written by tdyans

by cosmicfire918

All Ears

"Beware of Ghosts"

by tdyans
 
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Gadgadsbogened Out



See for the fructose intolerant or the just plain grumpy, Gadgadsbogen is not a time to celebrate; it’s a time to hide out. Gadgadsbogen in fact can be a nightmare for some who want nothing to do with the celebrating and the overdose of fruit induced sugar crazies...



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Without Lights
"Kottske… Do you remember last year? Last Christmas?" I hoped for him to finally look at me, but he just closed his eyes and nodded again. He had just experienced a shift of emotions, as I could see a sorrowful look appearing on his face.

by potatorewkiki

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Rod of Dark Nova
"Can't I just try it for a second?" Sapphire asked. "I won't break it, I promise!"

by shadowcristal

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Neopia: Enter the Ninjas!
One may wonder if they’re fighting for good, truth, Christmas and puppies or for their own evil deeds that will lead to Neopia’s destruction. But most Neopians forget that there has already been a ninja among us for a long time...

by gloss_frozen

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Observations of the Wild Tigermouse
Without warning, I hear a sound, scritch, scratch, scritch, scratch! My eyes open just in time to see a red blur flash across my living room floor.

by resurrectedwarrior

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The Tale of Tadric's Time: Part Three
He had his orders and was eager to be about the business of what would no doubt be the most glorious moment of his career, but his squire was still absent. No matter - Am'ae was out scouting on Tadric's command, and would return shortly.

by sharakh

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A Shadow in the Light: It has Begun - Part One
The figure waited patiently, its shadowed form low on the verdant grass atop a small hillcrest. Then, suddenly, a small crimson fire bloomed in the meadows below, and the figure stood and leaped toward the signal at a swift pace.

by rabbitofkittyhawk



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