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	Return of the Crimson Witch: Part One It was business as usual in the Haunted Woods. The spooks were spooking and the creeps were creeping. by herdygerdy
	A Kettle and a Cackle: Part One The word that describes my mom is 'overprotective'. The woods aren't even that scary. by semicutie3
	Betrayed: Part One Elou couldn't believe her luck; her owner and the nasty Techo from the Pound hadn't managed to find her! by whiskerun

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Hug a Mutant Chia

Lucie, the main character of Usuki Frenzy, has a dilemma. The main page for Usuki Frenzy explains that "A young Cybunny named Lucie was about to leave for a vacation with her parents when she realised that she'd forgotten to pack a few crucial items - her Usuki doll sets! How will she spend those long hours of travel without them?" Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to dissect this, because this is just clearly laced with... problems.

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