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Issue: 329 | 8th day of Awakening, Y10

Comics

	Switched, part 1 Here, your tin of olives. by ssjelitegirl
	Shoyru Adventures: Chronicles of the Poor pt.3 I could do with some help, Coltzan! by lawrence_189
	That's Random - Ice How cute? I would run. by girls232323
	Just Another Day Sometimes you don't need words. by miacirclegirl
	Mystical Madness New background! by shadow_sabre_
	Von Roo Valentine Prank And so, poor little Judy JubJub learned... by the_slytherin_seeker
	Error Operator - Poke! Poke! by clouding
	Sanity Ltd Hard times call for desperate measures. by thunderlight314
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XVIII Smile! by khestrel
	Pet Trouble Where is my cake??? T_T by takina_rainbow
	Ximera's Home Video: Lollypops for sale! Step right up! I have beautiful tasty rare lollypops for sale! Also by hypno_the_cat by ximera
	Lament of the Unconverted Neopet It's a hard life. by krychek2001
	Psychic Omelette A pet with the psychic abilties of an omelette. by seahorsepond
	Juice Break This one, please! by greenladysoap
	ACME TNT Fire Color woes by deathwillfall
	Feeding Time Down at the Pound Meanwhile... by kylie240
	Slightly Ebil: Valentine's Special You can't send THAT Valentine! by soaringeagle25
	Silly Paws! How do you manage to buy everything you need? by pirate_ahoy
	Even Evil Needs Love... I'd buy him a gift if I were you... by duckiedonuts1
	Neopian Anomaly Pets Galore! by lizica166
	Sloth's Valentine Muahahaha! Idea by deathmagix by yoyote
	Eclipse and Dazz Adventures 1: Surprise in a Box! Don't think I bought these for you! Idea by rery360 by mystical_fork
	Motley Crew At the Roo Island Carousel... by stuckinspace
	Talk About Random - "The Reunion, Part 1" Um... hi! by buizelmaniac
	Random Babble I also love flowers! by scarletspindle
	Koijuro and the Meepits - Part 2 Koijuro's neohome is being terrorised by 1000 meepits. He's becoming a bit annoyed... by newcomix
	I Gots You a Sandwich!! A Valentine's Day that really stinks... Also by invalid_character by sazpunk
	Little Stone Pond Sheng's Birthday Gift (Part One) by stonepond
	Unhinged It'th Sthuck To My Tongue!!! by sharkies
	A Sticky Affair Ewww... Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	One Fish, Two Fish Everything's decked out for Valentine's Day! by fish_puddle
	All in a Day's Work - Valentine's Day! But I wanna read it! by _razcalz_
	Happy Lunar New Year Hurrah for delicious Lunar New Year food. by antoinettexblue
	Valentine's Gifts Wishing everybody a lovely Valentine's Day! by crazy_kathy
	Meepit War Tactics Give that special someone a giant meepit hug... by cytherea007
	Sundae Delights "Valentines Day" by silverybreeze
	Qnde & Szoo: Finding a Valentine, part 1 This is going to take some time... by shubi5

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"Dancing at the Edge of the Abyss" by thinxalot
Jhudora was a naturally impatient person. That is, she had enormous reservoirs of inner fortitude and perseverance, but she rarely bothered to call upon them, because she grew much less irritated if she used the quickest way to get what she wanted. In this case, that...

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The Valentine's Day of Dr. Frank Sloth
So what does Dr. Frank Sloth do when he wakes up on Valentine's Day morn?

by concertogreat_8

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Color-Changing Tulips
A young Zafara set idly under a large, shady oak tree...

by ayame_23

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Top 10 Things NOT to Give Your Valentine
Valentine's Day shopping can be intense! I mean, if you get your valentine the wrong gift...

Also by water_park1993

by imogenweasley

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A Helpful List of Valentine's Gifts
This is a great time to show all kinds of people how much you care. But what if you're unsure about what to send?

by shakinheadtotoe

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Karina, the Math Wiz: Part Three
"Duh. We're friends now. I need to know everything about you I possibly can," she replied. "Otherwise, we would really be strangers to each other..."

by sweetie_me274

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Fyora and Jhudora: Secrets Within the Clouds - Part One
She stopped by the furthest edge of Jhudora's domain, and whispered quietly to all of her petpet friends, "Stay right here, my friends..."

by bluecloud300

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